Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump took to Twitter to announce he will be hosting his...


White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

WASHINGTON – After Trump tweeted threats of pushing his nuclear ‘Button,’ White House staff...


Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

LANCASTER, CA – A man who drank several shots of vodka and a dozen...


Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

MILWAUKEE – Following former Wisconsin sheriff David Clarke’s social media meltdown, Al Gore is...


Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from”

Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from”

WASHINGTON – Answering “5 Things You Didn’t Know about Tomi Lahren” nobody asked, the...


Roy Moore fired as Walmart greeter for lurking in raspberry lip gloss aisle

Roy Moore fired as Walmart greeter for lurking in raspberry lip gloss aisle

GADSDEN, AL – Recently unemployed Alabama politician Roy Moore was just let go from...


Trump angry Mary & Joseph didn’t thank him for taking back ‘Merry Christmas’

Trump angry Mary & Joseph didn’t thank him for taking back ‘Merry Christmas’

BETHLEHEM – After an appearance on the Maury Show by Mary and Joseph, President...


Trump: Tougher immigration in 1620 would’ve kept terrorist’s ancestors out

Trump: Tougher immigration in 1620 would’ve kept terrorist’s ancestors out

WASHINGTON – In the wake of a foiled terrorist plot, President Trump doubles-down on...


Scientific study shows ‘thoughts and prayers’ reduce violence by 0%

Scientific study shows ‘thoughts and prayers’ reduce violence by 0%

DAVE WEASEL LAS VEGAS, NV – A scientific study conducted at Forlorn University shows...


Trump builds wall around Florida to keep Hurricane Jose Out

Trump builds wall around Florida to keep Hurricane Jose Out

MARY GRACE LAMBERT Early Thursday morning, President Donald Trump rose from Jared and Ivanka’s...


Mooch Fired for Telling Substitute Teacher There Was Homework Over Weekend

Mooch Fired for Telling Substitute Teacher There Was Homework Over Weekend

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – Surpassing all expectations, lunatic Anthony Scaramucci lasted an entire 10...


Ghosts of Trans soldiers weigh in on dying for your freedom to hate them

Ghosts of Trans soldiers weigh in on dying for your freedom to hate them

DAVE WEASEL CALICO, CA – Phantoms of dead American Trans soldiers gathered today for...


John McCain saved by free health care in time to revoke it from 32 million

John McCain saved by free health care in time to revoke it from 32 million

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – In a dramatic turn of events, Sen. John McCain returned...


Zombies Debate Whether or Not to Eat American Brains

Zombies Debate Whether or Not to Eat American Brains

MARY GRACE LAMBERT LITTLE ROCK, AR – With another GOP health care measure stuck...