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by Dave Weasel   November 22, 2019
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Trump’s doctor visit reveals he can afford medical treatment

by Dave Weasel   November 19, 2019
Hero dog awarded Purple Heart for catching bone spurs in combat

Hero dog awarded Purple Heart for catching bone spurs in combat

WASHINGTON – The dog responsible for catching the leader of a terrorist group was...


Study links vaping to celibacy

Study links vaping to celibacy

SEATTLE – As more research reveals the dangers of e-cigarettes, a shocking discovery was...


Bombshell Republican defense: “Do you really want a Mike Pence presidency?”

Bombshell Republican defense: “Do you really want a Mike Pence presidency?”

WASHINGTON – As the impeachment inquiry heats up, Republicans dropped a bombshell defense on...


Trump’s doctor visit reveals he can afford medical treatment

Trump’s doctor visit reveals he can afford medical treatment

WASHINGTON – The president’s visit to the doctor has many speculating what the results...


Joe Biden fears marijuana a gateway to excessive Postmates orders

Joe Biden fears marijuana a gateway to excessive Postmates orders

WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Joe Biden announced he will not legalize recreational use...


Not everyone was booing Trump, some were saying boo-urns

Not everyone was booing Trump, some were saying boo-urns

WASHINGTON – As the president was shown on the big screen at the World...


Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

VAN NUYS – This week’s mass shooting (brought to you by the letters N...


Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

LOS ANGELES – A couple expecting their first child told friends and family they...


Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

LOS ANGELES- A team of scientists revealed people put 100% more effort into getting...


Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...


2nd Amendment “SFULL NOT BE INFINGD” shouts guy with mouthful of chewed off ‘well regulated’ part

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...


BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now...


Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and...


Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of...