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‘Awesomesauce’ and ‘bruh’ added to dictionary while ‘charm’ and ‘dignity’ removed

DAVE WEASEL

CHICAGO, IL – On Wednesday the Oxford Dictionary announced the list of words being added and removed on their website.

“The English language evolves changes every year, and we like to keep up with the times.” States a representative from Oxford. Awesomesauce and butthurt are among those being added, along with:

  • Manspreading
  • Fur baby
  • Buttdial
  • Cleveland steamer
  • Hot Karl
  • Camel toe
  • Dungilingus
  • Sneaky penis
  • Rusty Trombone
  • Side hoe
  • Fnirgle-flapple
  • Kdfojedksj fdjsowkdf ovjicwecklj

The dictionary also removes words no longer in practice in the English language. “Charm and dignity are not only unused words now, but also obsolete.” says the rep. “How can there be a word for something that doesn’t exist?”

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5 comments on “‘Awesomesauce’ and ‘bruh’ added to dictionary while ‘charm’ and ‘dignity’ removed

  1. Eric Shadenfreux
    August 3, 2016

    So, I’m not sure if I can buttdial with my sneaky penis.. Can someone from Oxford please explain this to us? Thanks bruh.

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  2. malondkarchetan
    September 1, 2015

    Is this news even real? I mean ‘charm’ and ‘dignity’ removed and that too from such a well known dictionary. Look! Even my google spell checker shows that these word exists. Is this some kind of joke?

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    • are you dumb
      September 1, 2015

      yes it’s a joke you fucking idiot this is a satirical FAUX news website

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      • chargeman
        September 2, 2015

        it’s spelled FOX not FAUX
        maybe you could use one of them dictionaries, bruh

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      • chargeman
        September 2, 2015

        it’s spelled FOX not FAUX
        you could use one of them dictionaries, bruh

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This entry was posted on August 30, 2015 by in Dave Weasel, News, Top 10.

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