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Rights to entire Limp Bizkit catalog sells at auction for $12


LOS ANGELES, CA – The ownership rights to every Limp Bizkit song have been sold this afternoon to an undisclosed bidder for $12.

“I was hoping for a bit more,” states frontman Fred Durst. “We made millions in the late 90’s, but I figure a pack of smokes and a 40oz bottle of malt beer is still a good haul.”

The unknown bidder agreed to make a statement if his identity isn’t revealed. “I really wasn’t there for the ‘rap-metal’ genre crossing abortion they caused. Maybe in 20 years people will listen to it ironically. Probably not, though. I wonder if I can get my $12 back.”

Since the purchase of the catalog the buyer has ceased any permissible performances and broadcasts of the music, obtaining a Nobel Prize nomination for his efforts.


6 comments on “Rights to entire Limp Bizkit catalog sells at auction for $12

  1. Wookiecookie
    October 6, 2016

    Poor undisclosed buyer got scammed hardcore!


  2. jeff hayne
    September 14, 2016

    Its called comedy you fucktards


  3. The Cooike
    March 18, 2016

    I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass!


  4. pfl1982
    March 15, 2016

    Fake? I NEVER would have guessed that 🙂


  5. Chicherones
    March 13, 2016

    Definitely fake


  6. Javier MogoLoyed
    March 13, 2016

    And this is fake.


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This entry was posted on October 2, 2015 by in News.

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