VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church took the internet term ‘Netflix and chill’ and made it their official slogan in a recent campaign to promote abstinence in teenagers.
“We wanted something wholesome,” says a local priest. “I overheard a girl in the youth group discussing weather or not she should go over to her new boyfriends house for ‘Netflix and chill’ so I barged in there and strongly encouraged it.”
“If god wants me to do it, I don’t really have a choice,” states a teenage boy. “I’m not ready for this, but I want to serve god.”