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Catholic Church adopts ‘Netflix and Chill’ slogan to promote teen abstinence

VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church took the internet term ‘Netflix and chill’ and made it their official slogan in a recent campaign to promote abstinence in teenagers.

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“We wanted something wholesome,” says a local priest. “I overheard a girl in the youth group discussing weather or not she should go over to her new boyfriends house for ‘Netflix and chill’ so I barged in there and strongly encouraged it.”

“If god wants me to do it, I don’t really have a choice,” states a teenage boy. “I’m not ready for this, but I want to serve god.”

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One comment on “Catholic Church adopts ‘Netflix and Chill’ slogan to promote teen abstinence

  1. Todd James
    February 28, 2016

    Bah. This article would actually be believable. I could see Christians doing something like this–they’ll do anything to promote their religion.

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This entry was posted on October 9, 2015 by in News.

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