WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation between a persons name and the frequency of their flatulence, NASA finished a 27 year long study on the subject and determined women named Sarah [with an ‘h’] fart between 2-3 times more than everyone else they say the H is ‘silent, but deadly’.
“This is the most important study we’ve ever done,” states a researcher. “Although we’ve blown most of the money the agency receives over the years, it was well worth the 0.5% of the entire federal budget knowing such information. If you meet someone named Sarah, prepare for a fart storm.”
“This is ridiculous,” states another scientist named Sarah, coincidentally the ex-wife of the previous interviewee. “First of all, it was done by an all-male lab team. Secondly, they would just go in the break room, lock the doors, drink beers and laugh for 20 minutes every day. 27 years they wasted on this ‘study’.”
NOTE: the woman we interviewed named Sarah farted 14 times during her statement.
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