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27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

DAVE WEASEL

WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation between a persons name and the frequency of their flatulence, NASA finished a 27 year long study on the subject and determined women named Sarah [with an ‘h’] fart between 2-3 times more than everyone else they say the H is ‘silent, but deadly’.

“This is the most important study we’ve ever done,” states a researcher. “Although we’ve blown most of the money the agency receives over the years, it was well worth the 0.5% of the entire federal budget knowing such information. If you meet someone named Sarah, prepare for a fart storm.”

“This is ridiculous,” states another scientist named Sarah, coincidentally the ex-wife of the previous interviewee. “First of all, it was done by an all-male lab team. Secondly, they would just go in the break room, lock the doors, drink beers and laugh for 20 minutes every day. 27 years they wasted on this ‘study’.”

NOTE: the woman we interviewed named Sarah farted 14 times during her statement.

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25 comments on “27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

  1. Clara
    September 2, 2016

    I would be more considered about the research that is published by NASA vs. this article lol.

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    • Clara
      September 2, 2016

      Concerned*

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  2. Suzanne
    May 5, 2016

    Well, I must say, a girl named Sarah farted in my 8th grade earth science class, in front of everyone, and it was particularly loud and smelly. I must note though, that I’ve known more females named Melissa who are especially prolific farters than any other name.

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  3. Bob
    April 26, 2016

    I would hate to think NASA wastes taxpayer money for such nonsense. This is probably they constantly need more funding. The only results I have seen from NASA in the last 15 years, is the big pile of space junk rotating the earth called Sky Lab. This thing should be shut down and sent on a collision course with the sun.

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    • wasp360
      April 28, 2016

      The feminism is strong with this one……..

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    • badsequence
      April 29, 2016

      Hate to tell you this but Skylab was launched in 1973 and fell to earth in 1979 so unless you are a time traveler from the past you haven’t seen SkyLab in the last 15 years and if your comment was meant to be satire like this article well then you also failed there.

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    • Sara
      August 17, 2016

      Bob’s real name is Sarah.

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  6. Todd James
    February 28, 2016

    This entire article should be pulled for its obvious sexist overtones. Everyone Who’s Anyone knows that there are over 9000 peer reviewed studies on pubmed alone proving that women DO NOT FART. Ever. Dave must’ve attempted to weasel this subtle implication into the article to dupe the public into believing they CAN fart in order to defame and slander women. I’m calling Hillary Clinton. Repent!

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    • wasp360
      April 28, 2016

      This comment makes no sense…feminism…

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  7. ou812
    February 18, 2016

    This is false. Everyone knows that women don’t fart.

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  8. Sara without an 'h'
    February 15, 2016

    That leaves me out!

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  9. Sarah
    February 1, 2016

    Can’t disagree I’m afraid

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  10. Anthony Brandt
    January 31, 2016

    Is that why Sarah Palin is full of it ? Lol !

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  11. Keith
    January 31, 2016

    Better than producing BS I suppose.

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  12. Sarah
    January 31, 2016

    Just another thing I can blame on my parents.

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  13. Tim Steinert
    January 31, 2016

    Yes, the “h” is silent but deadly.

    Liked by 3 people

  14. Amoba
    January 30, 2016

    So just to be clear its Sarah with the H only?

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    • Sara
      February 1, 2016

      I have to disagree I don’t have a ‘h” and am definitely worse than most men haha 😂

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      • SenseOfSmell
        February 3, 2016

        Or is that better?

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  15. Sarah
    January 30, 2016

    I’m called sarah and I far better than any man!

    Liked by 1 person

  16. JA
    January 29, 2016

    This makes sense. i have a friend named Sarah… Whenever I go visit her family someone is always ripping farts. She would blame her dog.

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  17. Theresa Desarro-Revilak
    January 28, 2016

    Aw man! We just named our baby Sarah! So far she’s definitely brought a fart storm to the table!

    Liked by 1 person

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