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Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

DAVE WEASEL

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.

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The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.

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164 comments on “Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

  1. haley
    November 2, 2016

    Is this shit actually true????

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  2. Tom
    October 31, 2016

    Well, that does it. I’m resigning my membership from “All Lives Matter.”

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  3. wcsloskier
    October 29, 2016

    One less Trump vote..

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    • John list
      October 29, 2016

      Now that he’s dead he’s voting for Hillary

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  5. So she is single AND no eyebrows?,,mmmm,im in lust baby.

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    • Kathy Martin
      October 30, 2016

      Dont forget her black teeth that weren’t caused by the fire.

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  12. cathy
    October 6, 2016

    Wow, that was brutal !!

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  13. sometimes you don’t need a rent a midget or dwarf talent to laugh…

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  14. Jlee
    October 4, 2016

    f##k hillary. And Trump..lol they both are fucked up..

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    • Jane Bowen
      October 7, 2016

      What they have to do with this post. Stick with the subject. You sound like you in your feelings

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  15. Spankysbluesmuffin Calgary
    October 4, 2016

    He should have been concentrating on his work, and not farting around. Sequel idea for Breaking Bad…”Breaking Wind”.

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    • Wilda Kerney
      October 4, 2016

      Flatulence Didn’t Set off a Meth Lab Explosion
      FACT CHECK FAKE NEWS
      Posted Feb 16, 2016 by Dan Evon
      A fake news article claimed that a man caused a meth lab explosion after lighting his own gas on fire.

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  16. Raeann Thomas
    October 2, 2016

    The most disconcerting part is that people appear to actually think this is a real story. God help us all.

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    • Kim
      October 5, 2016

      Yes, some of my friends were very happy for his demise cheering for Darwin and congratulating him and his actions for removing himself from the gene pool.

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  17. Dinker
    September 17, 2016

    he’s a Hillary supporter

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  18. Dinker
    September 17, 2016

    Too bad he’s a Hillary supporter

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  20. Suckadick
    September 10, 2016

    How do any of you believe this actually believe this shit?

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  21. Donna Bittner
    September 7, 2016

    What he did was stupid! Don’t blame the person posting the article. And what does Trump have to do with this???

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    • rustypeters
      October 1, 2016

      Hey was a MAJOR TRUMP suppoter in his community

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    • Janice Hanrahan
      October 5, 2016

      It’s a fake story, so no one is taking it seriously, sort of like the campaign.

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    • Kandice Trivett
      October 7, 2016

      This is not real

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  22. Rodney Newell
    September 4, 2016

    And after reading this im still not any smarter than i was before. But thanks for the laugh

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  23. Leah VanZandt
    August 31, 2016

    Khal Drogo really let himself go didn’t he?????

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  24. Joe Ritter
    August 8, 2016

    Too bad..and he was a Trump supporter

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    • Patrick BeMent
      August 9, 2016

      Joe.. Go back to school. Earn a degree, Then you can quit blaming people that work 12 hours a day for you being a slacker.. Man up.

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    • Tim Rafferty
      September 4, 2016

      Joe, I hear they just left an orgy at one of the Clinton’s mansions payed for by foreign graft.

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    • rustypeters
      October 1, 2016

      Just what you’d expect from a Trump (or Cliton) suppoter

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  25. Tara Faller
    August 7, 2016

    Omg this is the funniest shit I herd in awhile even know it’s fake. Chipotle is good but it does give you the farts.lol

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  26. Cathy Terrell
    August 2, 2016

    Who believes this shit?

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  27. Pjfausett
    July 31, 2016

    Single guys? . . .She sounds like a real catch!

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  28. Jee
    July 28, 2016

    Real life beat you to it. @TheOnion

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    • Jee
      July 28, 2016

      Should of read before I commented I see

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  29. kh
    July 23, 2016

    Lol is his picture before or after the explosion! Lmao

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  30. Fuck You Faggot
    July 20, 2016

    Lolololol you are exactly the type of person this article is directed at, stupid and gullible whiny little cry baby.

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    • MC Fever
      July 27, 2016

      oi yer a loser and dum an prolly a fekking arse bandit poofter jus fer havin thet name trust

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      • ThisDumbAssHere
        August 2, 2016

        You stupid fuck, stay away from the keyboard until you can type in English.

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      • Effects of inhaling blue angels while on meth Mc Fever?,,got it bro’.

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    • rustypeters
      October 1, 2016

      This picture was made during the explosion on a high-speed camera

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  31. Faye Fliyd
    July 17, 2016

    One less slime ball and meth lab gone! Good Riddance! She (the wife) should have a ton of charges like destruction,deadly materials,meth lab,intoxicated is a light word for someone surviving,had just lost her husband and complaining only about her eyebrows giggling/laughing! She should be committed and or locked up on lock down! Like I said GOOD RIDDANCE !!!!!

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    • Fuck You Faggot
      July 20, 2016

      I was talking to Faye Fliyd, say sum BITCH ahaha

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    • it's all me
      October 1, 2016

      When you died it will be a relief on your family cause I bet u judge them and everyone around you and bitch about not getting fucked right people do fuck up sorry not everyone is not like u born a unsinful person so you have never got sick and took meds well that what it is like just he didn’t stop it is a disease allergy I’m sure no one in your family is a pothead pill head crackhead if I was in your family I had to be all of the Dill with you do the next time you want to say something about someone go buy a 21 in dildo and sit on it and set on it and fuck yourself k have and nene good fucking

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      • it's all me
        October 1, 2016

        That was to faye by the way lol

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      • Kim
        October 5, 2016

        Were you drunk when you typed this? Or tweeking?

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      • cathy
        October 6, 2016

        Wow, that was brutal !!

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    • Somepeopleskids...
      October 3, 2016

      Smh

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  32. Jp
    July 17, 2016

    So the wife is single now???

    Liked by 1 person

    • D. Barrera
      October 4, 2016

      I think his wife was single long before the meth lab exploded…

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    • Kim
      October 5, 2016

      Yes, but she’s not going to start dating until her eyebrows grow back in.

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