Wyoming forces single mothers to provide child support receipts & Facebook passwords to exes
CHEYENNE, WY – In a controversial move by the state court, all female recipients of child support are to surrender proof of their child support spendings to their children’s fathers, along with access to Facebook accounts.
“It’s about time,” says one man, who took his fourth sick day this month to attend the hearing. “I work hard for that $250 I give her to take care of all my kids. Just because they’re fed and clothed doesn’t mean she should spend $1 of that on herself, even if it’s her own money.”
“I agree,” chimed in another man, who does not appear to be someone a woman would procreate with. “I know she’s talking to other guys on Facebook and now I’ll know for sure. That damn Craig at her work with the muscles and ponytail. Now I’ll know if she’s out sucking 20 dicks like I always accuse her of.”
The rest of the men who came out to support the hearing chanted out in a chorus; “We don’t care if she’s seeing other guys. No. We just want to know. Oh. We just want to know. Oh.”