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Woman signs modelling contract after Instagram selfie hit 47 likes

DAVE WEASEL

SEATTLE, WA – A woman received a multi-million dollar contract with Ford Models after a selfie she posted on Instagram went viral and received 47 likes.

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“With kind of popularity, we would be stupid to pass her up,” states a Ford agent. “The amount of friends a woman badgers into liking her photo is a direct reflection of how attractive she is. When I saw on the front page of the newspaper a young lady in Washington garnered 47 likes, I knew I had to fly up there immediately with a contract in hand.”

“The secret to a good selfie is persistence,” the woman offered. “Every time I post a picture I text, call, tweet, Facebook and Myspace message everyone I know about it, and threaten them if they don’t like it. Boys I’m with have to comment the smiley face with the hearts in the eyes, or else. I got the idea from the woman who stabbed her boyfriend for not liking her picture fast enough. Once my latest selfie got 47 likes I quit my job immediately. I knew I was too big for that place. Before I left I went into the men’s room and left an upper-decker. I can do what I want, I’m famous now.”

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28 comments on “Woman signs modelling contract after Instagram selfie hit 47 likes

  1. KatJo28
    February 22, 2017

    47 likes? That is not that many. Who the hell would think you could be a model with only 47 likes?

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  2. Melody
    February 22, 2017

    She is not that pretty.!

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  3. shutterbug01
    December 26, 2016

    Does anyone ever read the disclaimer on these sites lolol, ITS SATIRE FOLKS, don’t get your panties in an uproar Lmmfao; read the disclaimer 😂😂😂😂😂

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  4. The Real One
    August 6, 2016

    You are stupid if you believe this. Plain and simple. Do not vote or reproduce.

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    • pabrams
      December 3, 2016

      What the fuck? Why do you even need to say that? Of course it’s fake! Nobody is stupid enough to think it’s an actual news story, it’s an obvious joke.

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  5. Anybody believing this and other stories on this site should have their lives terminated. It’s a fake news and comedy site people. How do you not understand the satire?

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  6. Neil Aspin
    August 6, 2016

    American satire…it’s like 10,000 spoons.

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  7. xbabygirlx
    August 5, 2016

    I love the outraged comments! are they a) unsure to the definition of satire? Or b) Oblivious to the tone of the piece work as satirical? Combined with belief in the reality of the story and it’s the perfect combination for a satirist to use the commenters own flaw to attack or ridicule using irony and sarcasm!
    Result = the satirist is using satire to satirise the person whom is least able to grasp the satirical nature of the responses to the original post. Comedy gold 😆

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  8. Lori
    August 4, 2016

    It’s just for fun people!!!

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  9. Jay Michaels
    August 4, 2016

    Absolutely HILLARIOUS considering the fact that Ford Models does not offer “multi-million dollar contracts” to anyone unless they are a well established icon in the industry. In Fact, Ford Models’ “New Faces” divisions actually CHARGE THE MODELS for every little thing, from pictures to “test Shoots” to Postage, Couriers, Printing, and so on and so forth…This story is Crap…A “Click Troll”

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    • heather
      August 4, 2016

      Its a fake news website……so……

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    • Tracie Grzanowski
      August 4, 2016

      If that was the case. Then I know of two BEAUTIFUL YOUNG ladues. If i could POST there Picture von this here page i would..

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    • Who is turning your computer on for you? This website is a fake news site. All the articles are satire/comedy.

      You would have to be a moron or suffered severe head trauma to believe any of these articles.

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    • I would love to say that it’s ” absolutely hilarious ” that you actually believe this story, but that would not be true. It’s damn scary that you think this is true. You should not be allowed to vote, drive or breathe.

      Liked by 1 person

  10. Sharon
    August 2, 2016

    Does anyone else see what I see in her face? If picture was cut down the middle…the left appears to be plumper or thinner in othe half.

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    • Jason
      August 3, 2016

      It’s because her hair is covering the portion of her neck that would make it look proportionate

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  11. Tricia Blaine
    July 5, 2016

    These stories are all fake. Do you actually believe this woman gained millions after 47 likes? No.

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  12. Tom
    April 29, 2016

    I cant believe i wasted my time reading this.

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  13. marie
    April 27, 2016

    I agree witht he first commentor…47 likes gets you millions, since when?!?!

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  14. Anonymous
    April 27, 2016

    47??? Like not 47 thousand or million. Pretty pathetic really. Famous after 47 likes lmfao. That happens on a daily for people I know and they don’t quit their day jobs cause “their famous now” . This is so ridiculous it’s funny.

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  15. Todd James
    February 28, 2016

    My girlfriend once stabbed me for not liking her picture fast enough. I tried to explain that it took a few seconds because of Internet lag. The problem was though that when police arrived I was charged with attempted murder–she explained that I had attempted to kill her and her three children by thrusting my chest into her chefs knife, which was the only utensil she had to prepare food for her unemployed and food stamp dependent family. After I was released from the hospital I was promptly sent to prison where I learned how hard it can be to be someone’s girlfriend through my cell mate, Bubba.

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