SEATTLE, WA – A woman received a multi-million dollar contract with Ford Models after a selfie she posted on Instagram went viral and received 47 likes.
“With kind of popularity, we would be stupid to pass her up,” states a Ford agent. “The amount of friends a woman badgers into liking her photo is a direct reflection of how attractive she is. When I saw on the front page of the newspaper a young lady in Washington garnered 47 likes, I knew I had to fly up there immediately with a contract in hand.”
“The secret to a good selfie is persistence,” the woman offered. “Every time I post a picture I text, call, tweet, Facebook and Myspace message everyone I know about it, and threaten them if they don’t like it. Boys I’m with have to comment the smiley face with the hearts in the eyes, or else. I got the idea from the woman who stabbed her boyfriend for not liking her picture fast enough. Once my latest selfie got 47 likes I quit my job immediately. I knew I was too big for that place. Before I left I went into the men’s room and left an upper-decker. I can do what I want, I’m famous now.”