Woman jumps out 4th story window to avoid spider at doorway
CHICAGO, IL – A 27-year-old woman leaped out of her fourth story window on Friday afternoon because there was a spider blocking her exit from the bathroom. Police ruled out foul play as the woman’s roommate caught the whole thing on camera.
“I was almost dying of laughter,” said the roommate. “I heard her screaming in the bathroom so I went to investigate, only to see the whole thing was over a tiny little spider. She was jumping all over, begging me to kill it for her but I filmed it instead. She was ready to jump over the spider into the hallway, but she said it was looking at her so she launched herself out the window. There’s glass everywhere.”
Police issued a statement, “She survived the ordeal but broke both her legs. Paramedics found her three blocks away dragging herself further from the spider. I think she needs to go to both kinds of hospitals”