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Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history

DAVE WEASEL

NEW YORK, NY – A computer tech for Trump’s campaign leaked what Donald has been searching for in various pornographic websites.

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In the release sent via email, the technician explained, “A lot of the regular stuff, but some of it is quite bizarre. I’ll just copy and paste his usual 10 minute routine: ”

  • Prostate Porn
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • A pregnant stripper crying
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Bernie Sanders Democratic lemon Party
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Ike Turner’s secret recordings
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Boners on Segways
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Deaf girl orgasming
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Geriatric smegma
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Denture BJs
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Fuller House
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Sears catalogue
  • Denture barn fun
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Trump’s wikipedia
  • tedcruz.com

 

Trump has yet to respond, but quickly closed his laptop while he was “getting changed” upon being informed about the release.

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4 comments on “Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history

  1. ANGRY BLACK WOMAN..1977
    December 8, 2016

    Whoever posted this if its true…. Post newsworthy. Looks like no one had to do with their time. David Weasel.

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  2. benjamin060281
    June 18, 2016

    I don’t believe this. Funny how the porn sites end up every other 3rd or 4th on the list. I’m not a fan of the trump but I don’t believe this report.

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    • Mater
      June 18, 2016

      You don’t believe a blog that claims to print ‘newsworthy news’ and written by a person with the last name ‘Weasel?’ Well spotted!

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Grampa Brian
    March 22, 2016

    LMAO Good one. I was looking to find “hot latino chick” on the list.

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