Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history


DAVE WEASEL

NEW YORK, NY – A computer tech for Trump’s campaign leaked what Donald has been searching for in various pornographic websites.

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In the release sent via email, the technician explained, “A lot of the regular stuff, but some of it is quite bizarre. I’ll just copy and paste his usual 10 minute routine: ”

  • Prostate Porn
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • A pregnant stripper crying
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Bernie Sanders Democratic lemon Party
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Ike Turner’s secret recordings
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Boners on Segways
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Deaf girl orgasming
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Geriatric smegma
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Denture BJs
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Fuller House
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Sears catalogue
  • Denture barn fun
  • Hitler’s Wikipedia
  • Trump’s wikipedia
  • tedcruz.com

 

Trump has yet to respond, but quickly closed his laptop while he was “getting changed” upon being informed about the release.

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benjamin060281

I don’t believe this. Funny how the porn sites end up every other 3rd or 4th on the list. I’m not a fan of the trump but I don’t believe this report.

Mater

You don’t believe a blog that claims to print ‘newsworthy news’ and written by a person with the last name ‘Weasel?’ Well spotted!

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