Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream


MARY LAMBERT

SEATTLE, WA – A 28-year-old man is dead after his girlfriend beat him to death because she had a dream he cheated on her with a waitress at a golf course.

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According to police, the woman woke the man up to confront him. “It appears as though she did try to get a reasonable explanation from her boyfriend about why he was sleeping around on her in her sleep. When he said he couldn’t possibly know why she had a dream like that, she took out his nine iron and murdered him with it.”

“It still counts as cheating, even though it didn’t really happen,” the woman explained. “He said that was ridiculous, as though my horoscope and subconscious mind were wrong. He attacked my intuition as a woman so I defended myself with his golf club.”

The woman and her family are no strangers to police. Last year her sister stabbed her boyfriend because he didn’t like her selfie fast enough.

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What others say about : Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream..


KennyD

This article is completely false and a smear on a wonderful woman who is a loving mother too. I dont know how these loser blog writers sleep easy knowing they are spreading lies for money at the expense of other peoples credibility without consent. This should be illegal!

Tyler

It is illegal depending on certain circumstances, it’s called slander/defamation of character. She just has to prove it’s false (should be easy if he is alive) and that this has ruined her name, credibility, ability to find or keep employment. Also things like the mental and emotional damage to her and her family help.

G.A. ‘Bear’ Millsaps (@StarsBear)

Hey, Sparky!! If you click “Disclaimer” –

“Some of these stories may be exaggerated, embellished or an outright work of fiction. Use proper judgment when reading anything on the internet. Share anywhere you want, but do not repost content without permission.”

[rolls eyes]

Lodebar

You can tell by her sly grin that she is a highly trained killer. Not only is she friends with Kim Jong Yun and Assad, but she interfered with the U.S. elections. Her Black Ops name is the ‘Dreamweaver’. You always have to look out for the wonderful ones.

John Snow

“I was thinkin bout her,
down on both knees.
picturin you,
sayin more please.
I didn’t realize that…
it was only just a dreeeeeeaam.”

PM

What a well thought out and insightful comment – NOT. actually it proves 2 meters tall point exactly!

bloo

I don’t blame you! There’s as many crazy dudes out there as women!

Savannahissusie Rottler

Quit blaming others, for your meltdown. We all have a choice…satan came to steal, to kill, and to destroy, and when you choose his way, you create chaos. Jesus came to give life….Praise His name…

bloo

Hahaha – she’s one of them!! I’ve heard that very statement before from psycho exes!

Kayla

That is a load of bs. Not all women are like that and the women who are are just pure insane and belong in a mental institution.

Tara Faller

They crazy one are the good ones. They are the ones who like to have fun an do crazy things an live life. Now killing ur boyfriend over a dream that is a bit to far.lol

Ligaya Barlow

In 1976 my husband had a girlfriend named Lori from Milwaukee who looked almost like the girl in this pic. She was a hippie artist who could lick the chrome off a bumper!

Pamela wilkins

Shit well kill me now but i was lmfao but i did believe it yo i was telling my husband about it and he said no way but i believe this dum shit

Alicia Nelson

Do you not realize that this is a satirical website that credits a comedian, not a real reporter? Look it up, if you don’t believe me

Jack Jackson

I just finished jacking off with my left hand(I’m right handed btw)with a carrot shoved up my asshole while my good friend donkey punched me and then gave me a Cleveland steamer,holy fuck what a ride!!!

Jeremy

This story may be fake but its not far off from reality. I’ve totally had a girlfriend get mad at me for something I had done in her dream. And I had to make up for it in reality. All woman ARE crazy. All of me. Batshit nuts. But that kegal muscle tho. Omg, just squeeze it and you can be as crazy as you need to be, I couldn’t car less what you’re on about.

John Carlisle

Boys like you that make men like me have to deal with bitches like your stupid ass GF… next time grow some fucking balls and tell her to get over it while she blows you in her next dream… dumbass.

Melissa Leasure

You’re so right. My cousins wife was asking him questions in his sleep and she got mad for his answers, and he woke up to her hitting him. I am glad none of my gfs did that crap.

Angelina Wirtanen

fake!

“Police arrested Jennifer Jensen in 2011 when she allegedly crashed into the back of a vehicle which was stopped behind another vehicle causing the middle vehicle to hit the front one.

When police arrived on the scene they performed a sobriety test on Jensen who was later charged with driving under the influence and no proof of insurance. No one was seriously injured from the accident.”

http://records.com/most-attractive-mug-shots

Hope

This shit cannot be true. No white girl would be smart enough to use a golf club. She would try to claw him to death with her new manicure and then throw his xbox out the window. At that point the boyfriend would club her stupid ass to death.

Tara Faller

A smart white girl wouldn’t use her nails,yes we would destroy ur Xbox an ps4 an ur iPad an phone an laptop and take ur Credit cards maxed them out. Then post on FB an Twitter how small of a dick u have that it’s a lil baby dick and u bust within less then a min like a middle school boy. Then kick ur ass with The $150. manicure I just got with your credit card.lls

Breon O’Neil

As soon as I hear my Xbox hit the ground she wouldn’t make it to Twitter cuz she’d be dead I’d happily go to hell. Oh wait I’m already going

Chrissy

What gives u the right to call someone that???? U have a lot of issues u need to get straight with the man upstairs. U racist fucking fat retarded hick

Linda Stevens

Put her to death. Maybe she’ll be sane & a good person in her next life. Don’t let’s waste any more money on room, board, health care, prison guards, etc. on her behalf.

Cannon

Bet she only gets community service for her crime. Since her lawyer will say that she defended herself

Chris

Looking for a good time, I will like your selfies immediately!!! I am a 29 year old business owner who is very good looking seeking a Barbie type/ pornstart looking girlfriend to have a ton of fun with inside and out of the bedroom. There is nothing like the rush of getting it on in public places if that’s what your into!! So just reply with your A/S/L. I am 29/M/NY

Dakota Lingard

Ur a straight lame and a weirdo no wonder ur putting out apps for a girlfriend online if u haven’t already been jammed up on how to catch a predator fucking weirdo I was looking you up wierdest thing happened u showed up as a red dot

Michael

From the disclaimer, “Some of these stories my be exaggerated, embellished or an outright work of fiction. Use proper judgment when reading anything on the internet. Share, but do not repost content without permission.”

Daniel Scott Smith

yeah but when i read it and the other related stories it hit hi9me i had a gf just like that except i was lucky i never got murdered or killed. there are lots of wack-os out there like that.

machariawanjiku

my fellow women…am calling out laud that you may hear me,,,lets wake up from this so called love and jealousy,,,i understand that we need men though at times they don’t need us.the action taken by this woman was embarrassing to me as one of her kind but please next time if it happens,have a second mind

Maurissa

Maybe it is best that they stay single or men check their background
Once you find that they are crazy bad news leave them.

Ragnar

Total bullshit. Her name is Jennifer Jensen . That picture is from a 2011 DUI arrest in Florida.

MJ Brewer

Wow, remember, when someone sends you a selfie, you’d better one up it before they grab the knife. And although some dreams are intuitive, without proof she appears a complete idiot. Horoscopes describe 12 types of people dependent on when they were born. If there are only twelve types, the other 11 should do away with all golf clubs and kitchen cutlery straight away.

brianmonarch

Because one idiot posts it on Facebook and you look makes you a clown? Nope. Anyone that creates a site like this is the clown.

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