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Chris Rock ordered to pay $1 million to white family offended by use of ‘N-word’

DAVE WEASEL

RALEIGH, NC – Standup comedian and actor Chris Rock was ordered by a judge to pay a Caucasian family just over a million dollars because they were “traumatized beyond repair” after watching his 1996 hit ‘Bring the Pain’.

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“Both of our children had to be treated for PTSD,” the father said. “We were watching Shrek and decided to check out his other work. Big mistake. He described the difference between ‘N-words’ and black people. As a white male, I feel there is nothing holding me back in society. There is nothing for me to be offended by so I must be offended on behalf of other people. This million dollars will not even come close to covering the damage our children faced. People need to be educated. Do better. Stereotypes, oppression, Whole Foods and fedoras.”

“Luckily for the plaintiff, this is North Carolina,” stated the judge. “The process here is simple. You fill out a description of who you are suing, I read it out loud and if they are described as black, I ring a dinner bell and scream out ‘guilty’. We whites are entitled to most of that money. If we had not oppressed them for so long, his jokes about it wouldn’t be funny.”

 

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8 comments on “Chris Rock ordered to pay $1 million to white family offended by use of ‘N-word’

  1. Matteo Lo Bianco
    August 7, 2016

    Why not ask for a $million for overtime he says it Get the big Money my N-word

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  2. matteo LoBianco
    August 7, 2016

    Why not ask for a million dollars for overtime He says it Go for the big Money .N-word

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  3. Thomas Morris
    July 20, 2016

    Typo… “Story” not store..lol

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  4. Thomas Morris
    July 20, 2016

    So is anyone else here realized that this store is bull shit? “We were watching Shrek and decided to check out his other work” Only problem is CHRIS ROCK DIDN’T DO SHREK… Eddie Murphy did. (which if this were a real court case I’m sure Chris Rocks Attorney’s would have had the thing dismissed faster then you can say what the fuck just happened. As far as implying that the judges up here (In North Carolina) are that racist that they would dare make that kind of comment they would have been thrown out, replaced and a retrial would have happened. So this story Unless they can provide the Docket Number the Presiding Judge and Date this “Happened” I’m thinking Chris Rock has a case for SLANDER againest this company “Thevalleyreport.com”

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  5. Zack
    April 7, 2016

    Damn. I hope they never watch Pulp Fiction or read Huckleberry Finn. We need warning labels!

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