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Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery


DAVE WEASEL

NEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.

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The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”

“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”

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Mike L.

What I think would have really been funny is if her bail was 3,000,000.00 100% cash !!! I don’t care how ignorant a boss is, that’s just a true piece of what she left with no moral standards to do what she did! NASTY BIT**!!!

cosmicpainter

I’m sure it wasn’t the boss… some poor person who use to be the new millionaire’s peer cleaned it up so she’s starting out early disrespecting the poor people she has risen from

Stefan

I just wished it would of said when boss opened door she said shut the door u letting all the stank out lol

Renezo

Hey woman I need some cash as well! Lucky you with 3 million dollars…! CO!me on pop some champagne…..and to the boss, to hell

casey

I don’t think this is real it could be.However this type of thing has happened before I’m sure of.There are shitty bosses that deserve this type of thing I’ve had a few.

PBiggs

Those of you who believe this story is real; Please turn in your drivers license…never reproduce…and for the love of all that is sacred and holy…do NOT vote!!!

Dawn

Don’t care how fake it may be (and I do belive it’s fake), that’s just downright funny!

Christine Legge

How disgusting! There was no need for her to do that. All she should have done was to quit the job. This is not funny one bit. How immature.

John

Yeah, he probably required her to do the job she was being paid for, what a horrible boss…

guest

She is one more nasty bitzh! Only a skank would even THINK about doing something so utterly disgusting!!!!

markltorrey

“….. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.” …. to me just doesn’t sound mentally stable. Yeah, granted there are some real shitty bosses out there, and even a few real shitty employee’s … but, damn … quit the freaking job if you’re boss is an ass. Sorry, but no sympathy from me for this chick.

Mark in Central Texas

“….. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.” …. to me this act just doesn’t sound mentally stable. Yeah, granted there are some real shitty bosses out there, and even a few real shitty employee’s … but, damn … quit the freaking job if you’re boss is an ass. Sorry, but no sympathy from me for this chick.

James Livengood.

Supervisors at the Post Office are A-holes and are hated by many postal employees. The only thing that kept me from kicking my supervisors butt was the money, and benefits. I’m retired now,and hope he rots in hell.

SP

Just shows money does not buy class.Who cares what kind of boss he is.She just went lower than anything he possibly could have done.Low class trash, that’s her

Miriam schiro

LOL LOL LOL LOL Woman had enough of his crap. Couldn’t keep his crap in any longer so had to let it out 😄 She was just delivering a message that she not taking his shit anymore and returned it to him LOL wow this woman is bold I have to hand it to her. Serves him right. I wonder who he hired to clean up the shit. I know he decided to dump the whole desk after that but he still had to face it to remove his stuff out of the desk LOL. He must’ve been a really awful boss for her to go to the extreme like that. Anyways I hope that teaches him a lesson and I hope she’s not in jail for too long and able to enjoy her millions. You are free girl I know You glad you No longer have to take crazy bosses shit anymore.

stcopper

The story would have been better if after she was done dumping on his desk she grabbed his pay stub or necktie, and wipe her ass with it before walking out.

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