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Kid Rock takes break from singing Kid Rock songs at karaoke to visit White House

WASHINGTON – To celebrate take-the-trash-to-work day, former musician Kid Rock graced Donald Trump and his Trumpster Piglets with a surprise visit to the Oval Office, despite his hectic schedule of singing his own songs in gutter bars he hasn’t been banned from yet.

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Rock brought his special pals Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent, as they also have nothing to show from their former success but blatant trashiness. “Uncle Donny is gonna let me shoot my crossbow on the White House lawn and pretend it’s my dick,” Nugent stated. “You ever see that movie The Most Dangerous Game? That’s how we are getting our dinner. We are making the Mexican yard crew compete with each other, like the Hunger Games.  The ones that survive get deportation immunity, the losers are brought to the BBQ pit where –”

“I’ve already clogged three toilets,” Palin interrupted. “The pages in the constitution are hard to flush down.”

No word has been issued on what Rock’s role within the cabinet will be. Abandon all hope.

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One comment on “Kid Rock takes break from singing Kid Rock songs at karaoke to visit White House

  1. John Shea
    April 20, 2017

    Got to make a T-Shirt out of that pix. Have caption contest. Nice article. Classy raising the quality of each person’s contribution to civilization.

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