Trump suggests New Mexico change name to Bible Eagle Dallas Cowboys

WASHINGTON – During talks of the wall, the president made a strange suggestion to the state of New Mexico to change their name to something ‘more American’.


When asked if he had any ideas on what he wanted the Land of Enchantment to rename itself, Trump replied, “I don’t know, how about Elvis? No, more. Rock N’ Roll Coca-Cola. Nah, that’s not USA enough. Bible… Eagle… Dallas Cowboys.” The president then opened a coloring book and scribbled potential flags on the back page.

“Pensie, look. I want my face on the flag. We can’t have Old Mexico thinking New Mexico is USA. I want one million flags printed and Bible Eagle Dallas Cowboys is paying for it!

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