Grim Reaper joins healthcare reform panel
WASHINGTON – In what Trump called a ‘big surprise’, the Grim Reaper was announced as a panel member in the healthcare reform bill the GOP is trying to have passed.
“He’s a titan. Loads of experience. Great guy,” the president explained. “Times have been tough on him since Obamacare came out. Less people dying. His industry is collapsing. I invited him on the panel to figure out how we are going to have more American deaths to ensure his business gets booming. He will be a great addition to the panel, as he’s the only one that doesn’t wear a mask.”
“This farce of an appeal looks great for me,” Death stated. “I knew my future was looking good when I saw the entire bill was written in crayon.”