Chihuahua deported to Mexico despite insisting on being born in California
WEST COVINA, CA – A chihuahua was given formal notice to vacate the country, stating her presence in the United States is illegal as she was deemed ‘Mexican looking,’ per administration standards.
The chihuahua, a 4-year-old named Stiñky, was caught by immigration authorities after running away like an idiot when she was going to the bathroom. “If we start giving dogs leniency, what’s to stop us from showing that same humanity to people?” An agent stated. “She didn’t have her papers, she kept saying ‘bort’ and ‘YEEEIIPPP’. I told her to speak American but she wouldn’t comply.”
Her representation, an Australian diplomat named Pepper insisted Stiñky was born in California. The dog was given 30 days to leave the country, or will be subjected to be catapulted over the wall.