Trump and Pence celebrate six month anniversary
WASHINGTON – President Trump and his pet gremlin Mike Pence commemorated their six month anniversary together, celebrating their many accomplishments.
“We are proud of the wall we built. Well, someone put up a chicken fence in southern Arizona, but it still keeps Mexican chickens out”
“The Obamacare update is going great!” Pence stated between laps of wine from a dog dish. “After the House denied our efforts, we cleverly decided to try and get rid of it all together. Americans want a choice with their healthcare. Some want to jump in front of a train when their medical bills get too high, and some want to put one of their 29 guns in their mouth. I’m pro-choice when it comes to medical options. As long as it’s not a sack of cells in a woman’s uterus.”
“We are proud of the wall we built. Well, someone put up a chicken fence in southern Arizona, but it still keeps Mexican chickens out,” Trump said. “Mexico even built it! The farmer picked up three of them outside Home Depot.”
President Putin was present at the anniversary dinner, providing poisoned apples and enough Kool-Aid for everyone to drink.