Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

MILWAUKEE – Following former Wisconsin sheriff David Clarke’s social media meltdown, Al Gore is documenting the incident as a sequel to An Inconvenient Truth.

“These meltdowns are proof of climate change,” Gore said. “The man was typing certain words in ALL CAPS, so you know he’s insane. An FBI investigation is nothing new for a Trump supporter, there’s no need for such an embarrassing public breakdown.”

Clarke, who said the media should “taste its own blood” in reporting the FBI warrant, offered many other bizarre comments.

“FAKE NEWS. I was UNDER fbi INVESTIGATION but THEN I wasn’t. They SENT me A letter SAYING they CAN’T prove ANYTHING so THE media IS wrong. HERE is A picture OF a DOG,” Clarke tweeted.

He then captioned a selfie with the lyrics of Smash Mouth’s ‘All-Star’ like a 14 year old girl on LiveJournal.

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