Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

LANCASTER, CA – A man who drank several shots of vodka and a dozen IPAs, the fartiest of all beers, says he did absolutely nothing to deserve this hangover.

He woke up New Year’s Day to the stench of his own breath and the faint smell of vomit in his bedroom. “Hangovers are supposed to happen when you drank too much,” the man said on Facebook. “I drank the right amount considering it was my first New Year’s Eve party without my ex girlfriend who dumped me after four months.”

The man cleaned up the puke on his living room floor, which somehow had a footprint in it. “I have to take my laptop to the shop because I barfed on that too. When I opened it up, it was like a grilled cheese sandwich.”

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