White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach
WASHINGTON – After Trump tweeted threats of pushing his nuclear ‘Button,’ White House staff decided to hide the button from his reach.
“We had a code blue,” stated a staffer. “That means ‘Trump tweeted something stupid and there’s a good chance we are going to die. This time it was a nuclear holocaust, and all of us consider being alive a very serious hobby. We took his button, or sorry, ‘Button,’ and placed it on the counter above his reach. We are much safer for the time being.
No word on what the opposing end of the threat is going to do over this reckless tweet.