Giuliani: “Trump can pardon himself. Stop reading here. Shit I didn’t mean to say that”

WASHINGTON – In an interview regarding whether or not Donald Trump has the power to pardon himself, Rudy Guiliani reading from the palm of his hand stated, “Trump can pardon himself. Stop reading here. Shit, I didn’t mean to say that.”

“You can edit that out,” said Guiliani. When informed the interview was live, he said, “Just use one of those iPhones to take it out.”

When pressed further on the president’s ability to absolve himself legally of wrongdoing, Guiliani ran out of answers. “I don’t have anything written on my other hand. Let’s just say the president can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and he can pardon himself. I think. Probably. Is that the right answer?”

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