Trump brilliantly turns the tables on Cohen and owns the libs in one tweet

WASHINGTON – The president finally responded to Michael Cohen’s guilty plea, and manages to shift the blame on to Hillary Clinton.

“Paying off porn stars with people’s campaign donations is NOT a crime,” the president implied. “‘Federal candidate’ could be anyone. How do we know it wasn’t Hillary? Take THAT libtards!”.

Scholars are calling this the greatest response of all time.

“Totally owned,” said the Space Force General. “As the head of Space Force, I had to pass an IQ test where I managed to mostly color in the lines, so I’m an expert genius like the president and know one when I see one.

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