Kavanaugh confirmed in death metal band to play Devil’s Triangle
WASHINGTON – In a move that divided the metal community, Brett Kavanaugh has been confirmed to play in death metal group Satan’s Foreskin as their Devil’s Triangle player.
“When we were interviewing him to join the band, we heard some gnarly shit about him,” stated the group’s frontman. “Whether or not he sexually assaulted that woman, or that other woman, doesn’t affect how he will perform as a musician.”
“My day job is a Supreme Court judge. Just a temporary gig until the band takes off,” Kavanaugh said. “When I was in that process, someone came forward with something I did in high school. And college. I tried to tell them ‘devil’s triangle’ was a musical instrument, but nobody would listen to me. This will show them.”
The group is reserving putting out their Soundcloud link until they can attach it to the comments of a meme that goes viral.