Members of Darth Vader’s estate ask Trump to stop playing ‘Imperial March’ at rallies

WASHINGTON – The family of the late Darth Vader issued a statement saying Donald Trump never sought permission to enter the stage to the Imperial March theme.

“The Darth Vader Estate was alarmed to find Trump is walking out on stage to the dun-dun-dundun dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun part of Darthie’s song,” the statement reads. “Unlike Trump who was born into the dark side, Vader was drawn to it due to circumstances. To think his song is representing this level of evil sickens us.”

The family sees how the confusion could happen. “Both Vader and Trump have a distaste for illegal aliens from other places, but Trump takes it too far.”

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