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New Statue of Liberty sign sets the record straight


WASHINGTON – Tired of the liberal rhetoric, Ken Cuccinelli proposes a new slogan for the statue of liberty declaring, GIVE US YOUR WHITE AND WEALTHY. “When we were talking about tired and poor and whatever, we really meant Europeans,” Cuccinelli said, tapping his nose. “We all know what ‘European’ is code for.”

“I think it’s a fantastic idea,” said the president. “Under my new immigration reform, it mentions the only two requirements. White and wealthy. Of course, not all immigrants will be white, we’ll let in some Asians to do our taxes, but we are not giving them driver’s licenses.”

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Dave Weasel

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