Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses
GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of Greenland, even if it were for sale.
“This isn’t a yard sale,” stated the Danish government. “I get that the president is used to buying things, like his pornstar mistress’ silence, and that he too can be bought and sold like a falling Dow Jones stock, but we have no intention of selling the country. Especially to that buffoon.”
Greenland’s own independent government added, “Any time he makes a statement, he’ll have a closed-door meeting with some lobby group and the next thing you know he’s flipped over like his pornstar mistress’ signed agreement.”