Trump’s doctor visit reveals he can afford medical treatment
WASHINGTON – The president’s visit to the doctor has many speculating what the results are. Perhaps the most revealing is that he, unlike 1 in 5 Americans, can afford the checkup in the first place.
“I can obviously afford it,” stated Trump. “But I’m not paying for it out of pocket. You see, my occupation covers medical expenses. If the 20% of the country that can’t afford it actually needed treatment, they should get a job! Only a complete jackass would think the government should pay for healthcare! Now if you’ll excuse me, the Physician to the President needs me to sign a White House check”.