Hero dog awarded Purple Heart for catching bone spurs in combat
WASHINGTON – The dog responsible for catching the leader of a terrorist group was given a Purple Heart for fetching bone spurs in combat.
“I know I’ve said injury is the easiest way to get a medal,” stated the president upon presentation. “But bone spurs are quite serious. Only the tough guys get them. I’m not sure how he was able to pick up such a heavy bone weighed down by spurs on the end.”