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Dave Weasel 

Los Angeles comedian, writer, musician & pig. The worst kind of person. 2 million monthly readers and counting.
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21 comments on “About

  1. Tim Sharpe
    May 11, 2017

    I used to write a lot of satire back in the day and I miss it… would especially like to write about North Korea… accepting any satire articles from people like myself? I would contribute on a regular basis. Quality would be good. Do you accept pictures to accompany articles?


  2. J
    September 2, 2016

    Monkey shit sheeple satire garbage. Only RETARDS Believe these IDIOT-CANCER “articles!


    • Rrp85
      March 1, 2017

      Calm down dick head.


  3. Bored Stiff
    May 4, 2016

    Please, more! Hurry, need it to live…


  4. Brad Byers
    April 26, 2016

    Stop! My sides! There is nothing funnier than fart and poop jokes 24/7!


  5. Brian Baron
    April 26, 2016

    It’s called comedy writing. Why do you believe anything you read on line..??

    Liked by 1 person

  6. James R. Olson
    February 19, 2016

    Isn’t this the page where you write the disclaimer that these stories are for entertainment purposes only, and have no basis in fact?


    • Dave Weasel
      February 19, 2016

      That would be ‘disclaimer’. The very word you used.


  7. Brew
    February 18, 2016

    Your articles aren’t very funny.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Morris Lester
      March 22, 2016

      Sounds like you got suckered…


    • Johnny Holmes
      March 31, 2016

      ease up homie….


    • Barbei Williams
      July 11, 2016

      Sheeple Please…..


    • thisismybloggr
      April 11, 2017

      Well yeah, I can imagine that for idiots who don’t realize that these articles are fake as fuck, then I guess they don’t seem funny.

      For the rest of people, who can tell the difference between reality, and satire, they are funny.

      There, there.


  8. sarah
    February 16, 2016

    is it?


  9. sarah
    February 16, 2016

    this stuff like the child support and passwords to exes cant possibly be true?


  10. johnwerneken
    February 15, 2016

    WOW. Need rabbit. Thanks for repporting on the winner of the Darwin Award Ignobel Prize


  11. Nick John Whittle
    September 5, 2015

    Hey Dave, love these stories…if you’re ever looking out for contributors, let me know! Nick 🙂


  12. Zack
    August 31, 2015

    Why can’t I follow your WordPress site? I want this in my reader!


    • Dave Weasel
      September 1, 2015

      I don’t see why you can’t, I’m brand new to wordpress so I don’t know anything.


      • Vaughn
        September 1, 2015

        Yo, I work full time developing WordPress sites if you need any assistance.


      • Zack
        September 1, 2015

        Ok. I found the follow button on your site. It was hidden from me.


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