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Dave Weasel 

Los Angeles comedian, writer, musician & pig. The worst kind of person. 2 million monthly readers and counting.
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21 comments on “About

  1. Tim Sharpe
    May 11, 2017

    I used to write a lot of satire back in the day and I miss it… would especially like to write about North Korea… accepting any satire articles from people like myself? I would contribute on a regular basis. Quality would be good. Do you accept pictures to accompany articles?

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  2. J
    September 2, 2016

    Monkey shit sheeple satire garbage. Only RETARDS Believe these IDIOT-CANCER “articles!

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    • Rrp85
      March 1, 2017

      Calm down dick head.

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  3. Bored Stiff
    May 4, 2016

    Please, more! Hurry, need it to live…

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  4. Brad Byers
    April 26, 2016

    Stop! My sides! There is nothing funnier than fart and poop jokes 24/7!

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  5. Brian Baron
    April 26, 2016

    It’s called comedy writing. Why do you believe anything you read on line..??

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  6. James R. Olson
    February 19, 2016

    Isn’t this the page where you write the disclaimer that these stories are for entertainment purposes only, and have no basis in fact?

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    • Dave Weasel
      February 19, 2016

      That would be ‘disclaimer’. The very word you used.

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  7. Brew
    February 18, 2016

    Your articles aren’t very funny.

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    • Morris Lester
      March 22, 2016

      Sounds like you got suckered…..lol

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    • Johnny Holmes
      March 31, 2016

      ease up homie….

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    • Barbei Williams
      July 11, 2016

      Sheeple Please…..

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    • thisismybloggr
      April 11, 2017

      Well yeah, I can imagine that for idiots who don’t realize that these articles are fake as fuck, then I guess they don’t seem funny.

      For the rest of people, who can tell the difference between reality, and satire, they are funny.

      There, there.

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  8. sarah
    February 16, 2016

    is it?

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  9. sarah
    February 16, 2016

    this stuff like the child support and passwords to exes cant possibly be true?

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  10. johnwerneken
    February 15, 2016

    WOW. Need rabbit. Thanks for repporting on the winner of the Darwin Award Ignobel Prize https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/

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  11. Nick John Whittle
    September 5, 2015

    Hey Dave, love these stories…if you’re ever looking out for contributors, let me know! Nick 🙂

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  12. Zack
    August 31, 2015

    Why can’t I follow your WordPress site? I want this in my reader!

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    • Dave Weasel
      September 1, 2015

      I don’t see why you can’t, I’m brand new to wordpress so I don’t know anything.

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      • Vaughn
        September 1, 2015

        Yo, I work full time developing WordPress sites if you need any assistance.

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      • Zack
        September 1, 2015

        Ok. I found the follow button on your site. It was hidden from me.

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