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Lululemon to release ‘Yoga Pants for Dogs’ in 2016

Lululemon to release ‘Yoga Pants for Dogs’ in 2016

DAVE WEASEL VANCOUVER, BC – The athletic apparel company Lululemon has extended its sizes...

Dave Weasel September 25, 2015

Dave Grohl falls off stage, severs arm, finishes show anyway

Dave Grohl falls off stage, severs arm, finishes show anyway

DAVE WEASEL INGLEWOOD, CA – The Foo Fighters frontman had a devastating fall from...

Dave Weasel September 24, 2015

Chris Christie spends $3M on hourly blood/urine marijuana tests for campaign staff

Chris Christie spends $3M on hourly blood/urine marijuana tests for campaign staff

DAVE WEASEL MORRISTOWN, NJ – The New Jersey governor and candidate for the Republican...

Dave Weasel September 23, 2015

Facebook bans user for buying homeless man a sandwich and not making a status about it

Facebook bans user for buying homeless man a sandwich and not making a status about it

DAVE WEASEL BURLINGTON, VT – A 31-year-old man has been permanently locked out of...

Dave Weasel September 22, 2015

Titanic sequel confirmed to star Kanye West and the Olsen twins

Titanic sequel confirmed to star Kanye West and the Olsen twins

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – The Titanic sequel has been confirmed to begin filming...

Dave Weasel September 20, 2015

Canadians forced to insulate igloos

Canadians forced to insulate igloos

KONRAD ANDERSON OTTAWA, ON – As the federal election heats up in Canada, unemployment...

Dave Weasel September 20, 2015

First fatality confirmed in new high school drug craze ‘fart-huffing’

First fatality confirmed in new high school drug craze ‘fart-huffing’

DAVE WEASEL OVERLAND PARK, KS – A Kansas teenager died Friday night after the...

Dave Weasel September 19, 2015

Lay’s forced to create ‘Childhood Obesity’ flavor after winning 90% of vote

Lay’s forced to create ‘Childhood Obesity’ flavor after winning 90% of vote

DAVE WEASEL ATLANTA, GA – The potato chip company Lay’s was legally forced to...

Dave Weasel September 18, 2015

Bill Cosby’s attorney – “I don’t know what happened, I woke up and I was his lawyer”

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Bill Cosby’s attorney – “I don’t know what happened, I woke up and I was his lawyer”

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON, DC – The attorney hired to defend Bill Cosby speaks out after...

Dave Weasel September 17, 2015

Confirmed: Facebook to add ‘dislike’ button and remove ‘logout’ feature

Confirmed: Facebook to add ‘dislike’ button and remove ‘logout’ feature

DAVE WEASEL SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Facebook announced on Wednesday they will be rolling...

Dave Weasel September 16, 2015

Texas Muslim teen detained under new ‘Minority Able to Tell Time’ law

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Texas Muslim teen detained under new ‘Minority Able to Tell Time’ law

DAVE WEASEL IRVINE, TX – A 14-year-old boy was the first to be arrested on...

Dave Weasel September 16, 2015

[VIDEO] New Jungle Book trailer slammed by critics for ‘glorifying gang violence’

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[VIDEO] New Jungle Book trailer slammed by critics for ‘glorifying gang violence’

DAVE WEASEL HOLLYWOOD, CA – The Jungle Book trailer released today has been met...

Dave Weasel September 15, 2015

Apple engineer fired after iPhone 6s ‘Slutty Siri’ update is distributed

Apple engineer fired after iPhone 6s ‘Slutty Siri’ update is distributed

DAVE WEASEL CUPERTINO, CA – Apple’s faces are McIntosh red after complaints about the...

Dave Weasel September 14, 2015

Drunk pregnant woman arrested on airplane for doing naked cartwheels down aisles

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Drunk pregnant woman arrested on airplane for doing naked cartwheels down aisles

DAVE WEASEL FORT WAYNE, IN – A 26 year old woman, 8 months pregnant,...

Dave Weasel September 12, 2015

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