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POSTS BY: DAVE WEASEL

Dave Weasel

writer | comedian | musician | canadian | etc

Teen gets pregnant from doing weed for first time; then dies

DAVE WEASEL OLYMPIA WA, – A 15 year old girl was found dead and...


Nickelback to release Greatest Hits Album; 19 tracks of silence

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – After cancelling the remaining 2015 tour dates because...


Vatican archbishop accused of NOT molesting children; dies

DAVE WEASEL VATICAN CITY – Despite numerous claims of him paying for sex with children...


Lion saved from hot car; kills rescuers

DAVE WEASEL WINNIPEG, MB – A circus lion owned by a ringmaster named Slippery...


“Not even close” – Gun fanatics respond when asked ‘have enough innocent people died yet?’

DAVE WEASEL POSSOM TROT, KY – In the wake of today’s tragic on-air shooting...