CHICAGO – To help coax Chicago’s police department into adapting the ‘search and frisk’ rule,...
Dave Weasel
October 9, 2018
WASHINGTON – In a move that divided the metal community, Brett Kavanaugh has been...
Dave Weasel
October 7, 2018
WASHINGTON – In a bridge burning show of fireworks, Senator Collins announced she would...
Dave Weasel
October 5, 2018
WASHINGTON – The FFFFFFFBI concluded their investigation determining the judge crying on the stand...
Dave Weasel
October 4, 2018
WASHINGTON – A nationwide emergency text was sent out via the president this morning...
Dave Weasel
October 3, 2018
WASHINGTON – The president finally responded to Michael Cohen’s guilty plea, and manages to...
Dave Weasel
August 22, 2018
WOODLAND HILLS, CA – A local jackass took time out of his busy schedule...
Dave Weasel
July 31, 2018
WASHINGTON – As Republicans begin to hold President Trump accountable for him submitting to...
Dave Weasel
July 17, 2018
MOSCOW – A robot designed to flood social media with computer generated garbage posts...
Dave Weasel
July 16, 2018
WASHINGTON – In an interview regarding whether or not Donald Trump has the power...
Dave Weasel
June 3, 2018
DAVE WEASEL SCOTLAND – A small, gross dog has been convicted by the higher...
Dave Weasel
March 22, 2018
