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POSTS BY: DAVE WEASEL

Dave Weasel

writer | comedian | musician | canadian | etc

Microsoft unveils its first laptop ever

Microsoft unveils its first laptop ever

DAVE WEASEL REDMOND, WA – Microsoft unveiled the specs of its first laptop today,...


‘Peeple’ app allows users to anonymously expose your Nickelback playlist

‘Peeple’ app allows users to anonymously expose your Nickelback playlist

DAVE WEASEL SILICON VALLEY, CA – The controversial new ‘Yelp for People’ app Peeple...


Woman finds out she’s pregnant over Facebook

Woman finds out she’s pregnant over Facebook

DAVE WEASEL SANTA FE, NM – A 24-year-old woman had the surprise of her...


Rights to entire Limp Bizkit catalog sells at auction for $12

Rights to entire Limp Bizkit catalog sells at auction for $12

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – The ownership rights to every Limp Bizkit song...


Sherman Oaks bans all dogs, door-to-door euthanizing starts Jan 1

Sherman Oaks bans all dogs, door-to-door euthanizing starts Jan 1

DAVE WEASEL SHERMAN OAKS, CA – In an effort to rid the streets of...


Vatican confirms Pope Francis met with Kim Davis and Charles Manson

Vatican confirms Pope Francis met with Kim Davis and Charles Manson

DAVE WEASEL VATICAN CITY – A representative from the Vatican has confirmed a meeting...


Snooki to include ‘Raspberry Vodka Hangover’ in new fragrance line

Snooki to include ‘Raspberry Vodka Hangover’ in new fragrance line

FLORHAM PARK, NJ – Former D-list reality television star Snooki has included ‘Raspberry Vodka...


Facebook will own all your content unless you post legally-binding status

Facebook will own all your content unless you post legally-binding status

DAVE WEASEL MENLO PARK, CA – Several news outlets have been reporting a false...


29-year-old woman, mistaken for 30, has violent meltdown at family BBQ

29-year-old woman, mistaken for 30, has violent meltdown at family BBQ

DAVE WEASEL JACKSONVILLE, FL – A Florida woman was detained by a S.W.A.T team on...


Man arrested for ‘fat-shaming’ after posting picture of weight loss

Man arrested for ‘fat-shaming’ after posting picture of weight loss

DAVE WEASEL LITTLE ROCK, AR – A 33-year-old man was arrested and jailed Saturday...


Lululemon to release ‘Yoga Pants for Dogs’ in 2016

Lululemon to release ‘Yoga Pants for Dogs’ in 2016

DAVE WEASEL VANCOUVER, BC – The athletic apparel company Lululemon has extended its sizes...


Dave Grohl falls off stage, severs arm, finishes show anyway

Dave Grohl falls off stage, severs arm, finishes show anyway

DAVE WEASEL INGLEWOOD, CA – The Foo Fighters frontman had a devastating fall from...


Chris Christie spends $3M on hourly blood/urine marijuana tests for campaign staff

Chris Christie spends $3M on hourly blood/urine marijuana tests for campaign staff

DAVE WEASEL MORRISTOWN, NJ – The New Jersey governor and candidate for the Republican...


Facebook bans user for buying homeless man a sandwich and not making a status about it

Facebook bans user for buying homeless man a sandwich and not making a status about it

DAVE WEASEL BURLINGTON, VT – A 31-year-old man has been permanently locked out of...