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POSTS BY: DAVE WEASEL

Dave Weasel

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Wyoming forces single mothers to provide child support receipts & Facebook passwords to exes

Wyoming forces single mothers to provide child support receipts & Facebook passwords to exes

DAVE WEASEL CHEYENNE, WY – In a controversial move by the state court, all...


Woman bites off husband’s ear for buying incorrect Valentine’s Day present

Woman bites off husband’s ear for buying incorrect Valentine’s Day present

DAVE WEASEL NIAGRA FALLS, NY – A woman is being held in psychiatric custody...


Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

DAVE WEASEL GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home...


‘Text-Door-Neighbors’ is the newest trend in spreading positivity to strangers

‘Text-Door-Neighbors’ is the newest trend in spreading positivity to strangers

DAVE WEASEL In the age of digital kindness, people are turning to their ‘text...


Woman flushes boyfriend’s hamster for ‘liking’ other woman’s picture

Woman flushes boyfriend’s hamster for ‘liking’ other woman’s picture

DAVE WEASEL MILWAUKEE, WI – A devastated 31-year-old man is left without his beloved...


27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation...


Drunk woman robs convenience store with used tampon

Drunk woman robs convenience store with used tampon

DAVE WEASEL MISSION HILLS, CA – A highly intoxicated woman is in custody after...


Catholic Church adopts ‘Netflix and Chill’ slogan to promote teen abstinence

Catholic Church adopts ‘Netflix and Chill’ slogan to promote teen abstinence

VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church took the internet term ‘Netflix and chill’ and...


Microsoft unveils its first laptop ever

Microsoft unveils its first laptop ever

DAVE WEASEL REDMOND, WA – Microsoft unveiled the specs of its first laptop today,...


‘Peeple’ app allows users to anonymously expose your Nickelback playlist

‘Peeple’ app allows users to anonymously expose your Nickelback playlist

DAVE WEASEL SILICON VALLEY, CA – The controversial new ‘Yelp for People’ app Peeple...


Woman finds out she’s pregnant over Facebook

Woman finds out she’s pregnant over Facebook

DAVE WEASEL SANTA FE, NM – A 24-year-old woman had the surprise of her...


Rights to entire Limp Bizkit catalog sells at auction for $12

Rights to entire Limp Bizkit catalog sells at auction for $12

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – The ownership rights to every Limp Bizkit song...


Sherman Oaks bans all dogs, door-to-door euthanizing starts Jan 1

Sherman Oaks bans all dogs, door-to-door euthanizing starts Jan 1

DAVE WEASEL SHERMAN OAKS, CA – In an effort to rid the streets of...


Vatican confirms Pope Francis met with Kim Davis and Charles Manson

Vatican confirms Pope Francis met with Kim Davis and Charles Manson

DAVE WEASEL VATICAN CITY – A representative from the Vatican has confirmed a meeting...