CATEGORY: CRIME

First fatality confirmed in new high school drug craze ‘fart-huffing’

First fatality confirmed in new high school drug craze ‘fart-huffing’

DAVE WEASEL OVERLAND PARK, KS – A Kansas teenager died Friday night after the...


Bill Cosby’s attorney – “I don’t know what happened, I woke up and I was his lawyer”

Bill Cosby’s attorney – “I don’t know what happened, I woke up and I was his lawyer”

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON, DC – The attorney hired to defend Bill Cosby speaks out after...


Texas Muslim teen detained under new ‘Minority Able to Tell Time’ law

Texas Muslim teen detained under new ‘Minority Able to Tell Time’ law

DAVE WEASEL IRVINE, TX – A 14-year-old boy was the first to be arrested on...


Drunk pregnant woman arrested on airplane for doing naked cartwheels down aisles

Drunk pregnant woman arrested on airplane for doing naked cartwheels down aisles

DAVE WEASEL FORT WAYNE, IN – A 26 year old woman, 8 months pregnant,...


New study proves marijuana more harmful than crack-cocaine

New study proves marijuana more harmful than crack-cocaine

DAVE WEASEL RICHMOND, VA – In a recent study conducted by scientists at the...


Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

DAVE WEASEL CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Police and fire-paramedics were called to a restaurant...


Woman stabs boyfriend for not liking Instagram selfie fast enough

Woman stabs boyfriend for not liking Instagram selfie fast enough

DAVE WEASEL CANTON, OH – A 22 year old woman was arrested after stabbing her...


Teen gets pregnant from doing weed for first time; then dies

DAVE WEASEL OLYMPIA WA, – A 15 year old girl was found dead and...


Vatican archbishop accused of NOT molesting children; dies

DAVE WEASEL VATICAN CITY – Despite numerous claims of him paying for sex with children...


“Not even close” – Gun fanatics respond when asked ‘have enough innocent people died yet?’

DAVE WEASEL POSSOM TROT, KY – In the wake of today’s tragic on-air shooting...