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[VIDEO] New Jungle Book trailer slammed by critics for ‘glorifying gang violence’

DAVE WEASEL HOLLYWOOD, CA – The Jungle Book trailer released today has been met with heavy criticism by critics for excessive violence. Take a look for yourself. Advertisements

September 15, 2015 · 1 Comment

Nicole Arbour fired for being ‘too old looking’

OP-ED HAMILTON, ON – Nicole Arbour finds herself the latest victim of agesim in Hollywood Hamilton after being cut this week from a movie currently being filmed on the iPhone 6. “We … Continue reading

September 11, 2015 · 2 Comments

Guy pulls out acoustic guitar at party, but THIS version of Wonderwall changed them forever

DAVE WEASEL BOULDER, CO – We’ve all been there.  It’s Friday night, you’re at a friend’s housewarming party.  People are enjoying themselves, catching up with friends and meeting new ones. … Continue reading

August 29, 2015 · 1 Comment

Nickelback to release Greatest Hits Album; 19 tracks of silence

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – After cancelling the remaining 2015 tour dates because doctors determined Chad Kroeger can’t sing, Nickelback announced they’re putting out a greatest hits album consisting of … Continue reading

August 28, 2015 · 18 Comments

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