BETHLEHEM – Frustrated by His teachings being turned inside out, Jesus has called it...
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January 1, 2020
WASHINGTON – The dog responsible for catching the leader of a terrorist group was...
Dave Weasel
November 25, 2019
SEATTLE – As more research reveals the dangers of e-cigarettes, a shocking discovery was...
Dave Weasel
November 22, 2019
WASHINGTON – As the impeachment inquiry heats up, Republicans dropped a bombshell defense on...
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November 21, 2019
WASHINGTON – The president’s visit to the doctor has many speculating what the results...
Dave Weasel
November 19, 2019
WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Joe Biden announced he will not legalize recreational use...
Dave Weasel
November 18, 2019
WASHINGTON – As the president was shown on the big screen at the World...
Dave Weasel
October 28, 2019
Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15
VAN NUYS – This week’s mass shooting (brought to you by the letters N...
Dave Weasel
September 2, 2019
LOS ANGELES – A couple expecting their first child told friends and family they...
Dave Weasel
September 1, 2019
LOS ANGELES- A team of scientists revealed people put 100% more effort into getting...
Dave Weasel
August 28, 2019
WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...
Dave Weasel
August 21, 2019
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...
Dave Weasel
August 18, 2019
BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now...
Dave Weasel
August 18, 2019
RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and...
Dave Weasel
August 16, 2019