WASHINGTON – As the president was shown on the big screen at the World...
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October 28, 2019
Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15
VAN NUYS – This week’s mass shooting (brought to you by the letters N...
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September 2, 2019
LOS ANGELES – A couple expecting their first child told friends and family they...
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September 1, 2019
LOS ANGELES- A team of scientists revealed people put 100% more effort into getting...
Dave Weasel
August 28, 2019
WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...
Dave Weasel
August 21, 2019
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...
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August 18, 2019
BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now...
Dave Weasel
August 18, 2019
RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and...
Dave Weasel
August 16, 2019
GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of...
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August 16, 2019
DUBLIN – In another unique business partnership, Conor McGregor is capitalizing on his beating...
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August 15, 2019
WASHINGTON – Tired of the liberal rhetoric, Ken Cuccinelli proposes a new slogan for...
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August 14, 2019
WASHINGTON – After years of living in the shadows of klan meetings and message...
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August 12, 2019
ALBANY – a man has brilliantly found a flaw in liberal logic which contradicts...
Dave Weasel
May 12, 2019
LOS ANGELES – Between car surfing, alcohol enemas, car surfing, and then the Tide...
Dave Weasel
May 10, 2019