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Not everyone was booing Trump, some were saying boo-urns

Not everyone was booing Trump, some were saying boo-urns

WASHINGTON – As the president was shown on the big screen at the World...


Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

VAN NUYS – This week’s mass shooting (brought to you by the letters N...


Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

LOS ANGELES – A couple expecting their first child told friends and family they...


Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

LOS ANGELES- A team of scientists revealed people put 100% more effort into getting...


Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...


2nd Amendment “SFULL NOT BE INFINGD” shouts guy with mouthful of chewed off ‘well regulated’ part

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...


BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now...


Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and...


Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of...


‘Beats’ by Conor McGregor targeted towards elderly market

‘Beats’ by Conor McGregor targeted towards elderly market

DUBLIN – In another unique business partnership, Conor McGregor is capitalizing on his beating...


New Statue of Liberty sign sets the record straight

New Statue of Liberty sign sets the record straight

WASHINGTON – Tired of the liberal rhetoric, Ken Cuccinelli proposes a new slogan for...


Endangered animals disguised as white supremacists receive government protection

Endangered animals disguised as white supremacists receive government protection

WASHINGTON – After years of living in the shadows of klan meetings and message...


HYPOCRITES! The “tolerant left” not very tolerant of sexist, racist, xenophobic hate speech

HYPOCRITES! The “tolerant left” not very tolerant of sexist, racist, xenophobic hate speech

ALBANY – a man has brilliantly found a flaw in liberal logic which contradicts...


Dangerous new teen trend sees students lunging at school shooters

Dangerous new teen trend sees students lunging at school shooters

LOS ANGELES – Between car surfing, alcohol enemas, car surfing, and then the Tide...