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Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...


2nd Amendment “SFULL NOT BE INFINGD” shouts guy with mouthful of chewed off ‘well regulated’ part

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...


BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now...


Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and...


Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of...


‘Beats’ by Conor McGregor targeted towards elderly market

‘Beats’ by Conor McGregor targeted towards elderly market

DUBLIN – In another unique business partnership, Conor McGregor is capitalizing on his beating...


New Statue of Liberty sign sets the record straight

New Statue of Liberty sign sets the record straight

WASHINGTON – Tired of the liberal rhetoric, Ken Cuccinelli proposes a new slogan for...


Endangered animals disguised as white supremacists receive government protection

Endangered animals disguised as white supremacists receive government protection

WASHINGTON – After years of living in the shadows of klan meetings and message...


HYPOCRITES! The “tolerant left” not very tolerant of sexist, racist, xenophobic hate speech

HYPOCRITES! The “tolerant left” not very tolerant of sexist, racist, xenophobic hate speech

ALBANY – a man has brilliantly found a flaw in liberal logic which contradicts...


Dangerous new teen trend sees students lunging at school shooters

Dangerous new teen trend sees students lunging at school shooters

LOS ANGELES – Between car surfing, alcohol enemas, car surfing, and then the Tide...


PHOTO FINISH: Lawmakers get mistresses’ abortions before banning them

PHOTO FINISH: Lawmakers get mistresses’ abortions before banning them

ATLANTA – What a move! Moments before Georgia signed a law banning early abortions,...


Realizing a president isn’t above the law, Trump promotes himself to king

Realizing a president isn’t above the law, Trump promotes himself to king

WASHINGTON – With his son Donald Jr. subpoenaed over Russian investigation, the president quickly...


Migrant caravan threatens American way of life at McDonald’s drive-thru

Migrant caravan threatens American way of life at McDonald’s drive-thru

FARGO – The worst fear of conservatives became real as the migrant caravan coming...


Study shows nobody cares you never saw Game of Thrones

Study shows nobody cares you never saw Game of Thrones

A scientific study reveals 0 out of 10 human beings show any interest in...