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Man adopts rescue dog; only brings it up twice in job interview

Man adopts rescue dog; only brings it up twice in job interview

DAVE WEASEL  BURLINGTON, VT – A 26 year old graphic designer who interviewed for...


Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

DAVE WEASEL CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Police and fire-paramedics were called to a restaurant...


Midget locked in Walmart overnight after getting stuck in toilet

DAVE WEASEL TULSA, OK – A little person is furious after spending the night stuck in...


‘Awesomesauce’ and ‘bruh’ added to dictionary while ‘charm’ and ‘dignity’ removed

DAVE WEASEL CHICAGO, IL – On Wednesday the Oxford Dictionary announced the list of...


Guy pulls out acoustic guitar at party, but THIS version of Wonderwall changed them forever

DAVE WEASEL BOULDER, CO – We’ve all been there.  It’s Friday night, you’re at...


Teen gets pregnant from doing weed for first time; then dies

DAVE WEASEL OLYMPIA WA, – A 15 year old girl was found dead and...


Nickelback to release Greatest Hits Album; 19 tracks of silence

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – After cancelling the remaining 2015 tour dates because...


Vatican archbishop accused of NOT molesting children; dies

DAVE WEASEL VATICAN CITY – Despite numerous claims of him paying for sex with children...


Lion saved from hot car; kills rescuers

DAVE WEASEL WINNIPEG, MB – A circus lion owned by a ringmaster named Slippery...


“Not even close” – Gun fanatics respond when asked ‘have enough innocent people died yet?’

DAVE WEASEL POSSOM TROT, KY – In the wake of today’s tragic on-air shooting...