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Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

DAVE WEASEL CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Police and fire-paramedics were called to a restaurant...


Midget locked in Walmart overnight after getting stuck in toilet

DAVE WEASEL TULSA, OK – A little person is furious after spending the night stuck in...


‘Awesomesauce’ and ‘bruh’ added to dictionary while ‘charm’ and ‘dignity’ removed

DAVE WEASEL CHICAGO, IL – On Wednesday the Oxford Dictionary announced the list of...


Guy pulls out acoustic guitar at party, but THIS version of Wonderwall changed them forever

DAVE WEASEL BOULDER, CO – We’ve all been there.  It’s Friday night, you’re at...


Teen gets pregnant from doing weed for first time; then dies

DAVE WEASEL OLYMPIA WA, – A 15 year old girl was found dead and...


Nickelback to release Greatest Hits Album; 19 tracks of silence

DAVE WEASEL LOS ANGELES, CA – After cancelling the remaining 2015 tour dates because...


Vatican archbishop accused of NOT molesting children; dies

DAVE WEASEL VATICAN CITY – Despite numerous claims of him paying for sex with children...


Lion saved from hot car; kills rescuers

DAVE WEASEL WINNIPEG, MB – A circus lion owned by a ringmaster named Slippery...


“Not even close” – Gun fanatics respond when asked ‘have enough innocent people died yet?’

DAVE WEASEL POSSOM TROT, KY – In the wake of today’s tragic on-air shooting...