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Man shoots off his own penis taking selfies with gun

Man shoots off his own penis taking selfies with gun

DAVE WEASEL ST. LOUIS, MO – A 20-year-old man is in stable condition Monday...


Donald Trump creates new reality show about deporting immigrants called ‘Catapult’

Donald Trump creates new reality show about deporting immigrants called ‘Catapult’

DAVE WEASEL CHICAGO, IL – Amidst the chaotic protests at a recent Donald Trump...


Woman murders college roommate for sending too many Candy Crush requests

DAVE WEASEL BOSTON, MA – A 19-year-old woman beat her roommate to death with an...


Trump Hotel sets up ‘Immigration Station’ to check residency status of guests

Trump Hotel sets up ‘Immigration Station’ to check residency status of guests

DAVE WEASEL LAS VEGAS, NV – Donald Trump’s famous Trump Hotel in Las Vegas began...


New study links people offended by internet jokes to torturing animals and bestiality

New study links people offended by internet jokes to torturing animals and bestiality

DAVE WEASEL NEW YORK, NY – A report published by the National Society of...


Woman signs modelling contract after Instagram selfie hit 47 likes

Woman signs modelling contract after Instagram selfie hit 47 likes

DAVE WEASEL SEATTLE, WA – A woman received a multi-million dollar contract with Ford...


Man burns down workplace because they switched to instant coffee

Man burns down workplace because they switched to instant coffee

DAVE WEASEL BALTIMORE, MD – A disgruntled employee set his office on fire when...


Obama to recruit group of ‘super geniuses’ from comment sections of satire articles

Obama to recruit group of ‘super geniuses’ from comment sections of satire articles

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held an emergency press conference Thursday evening...


Wyoming forces single mothers to provide child support receipts & Facebook passwords to exes

Wyoming forces single mothers to provide child support receipts & Facebook passwords to exes

DAVE WEASEL CHEYENNE, WY – In a controversial move by the state court, all...


Woman bites off husband’s ear for buying incorrect Valentine’s Day present

Woman bites off husband’s ear for buying incorrect Valentine’s Day present

DAVE WEASEL NIAGRA FALLS, NY – A woman is being held in psychiatric custody...


Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

DAVE WEASEL GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home...


‘Text-Door-Neighbors’ is the newest trend in spreading positivity to strangers

‘Text-Door-Neighbors’ is the newest trend in spreading positivity to strangers

DAVE WEASEL In the age of digital kindness, people are turning to their ‘text...


Woman flushes boyfriend’s hamster for ‘liking’ other woman’s picture

Woman flushes boyfriend’s hamster for ‘liking’ other woman’s picture

DAVE WEASEL MILWAUKEE, WI – A devastated 31-year-old man is left without his beloved...


27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation...