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Restaurant owner figures out how to get $150 000 of free social media advertising

Restaurant owner figures out how to get $150 000 of free social media advertising

DAVE WEASEL SAN FRANCISCO, CA – A local sandwich shop owner has been enjoying...


Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream

Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream

MARY LAMBERT SEATTLE, WA – A 28-year-old man is dead after his girlfriend beat...


Ted Cruz and his mistresses agree; gay people ruin the sanctity of marriage

Ted Cruz and his mistresses agree; gay people ruin the sanctity of marriage

DAVE WEASEL HOUSTON, TX – Republican candidate Ted Cruz along with several of his...


Trump cancels all Mexican deportation plans after trying horchata for first time

Trump cancels all Mexican deportation plans after trying horchata for first time

DAVE WEASEL DALLAS, TX – Donald Trump had a change of heart -and plans-...


Oklahoma judge grants woman permission to legally marry her cat

Oklahoma judge grants woman permission to legally marry her cat

DAVE WEASEL OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – A civil union judge has authorized a 27-year-old woman’s request...


Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history

Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history

DAVE WEASEL NEW YORK, NY – A computer tech for Trump’s campaign leaked what Donald...


Woman jumps out 4th story window to avoid spider at doorway

Woman jumps out 4th story window to avoid spider at doorway

DAVE WEASEL CHICAGO, IL – A 27-year-old woman leaped out of her fourth story window...


Man jailed for giving herpes to 200+ women he met on mobile dating app

Man jailed for giving herpes to 200+ women he met on mobile dating app

DAVE WEASEL SAN DIEGO, CA – The recent herpes outbreak in Southern California has...


Man shoots off his own penis taking selfies with gun

Man shoots off his own penis taking selfies with gun

DAVE WEASEL ST. LOUIS, MO – A 20-year-old man is in stable condition Monday...


Donald Trump creates new reality show about deporting immigrants called ‘Catapult’

Donald Trump creates new reality show about deporting immigrants called ‘Catapult’

DAVE WEASEL CHICAGO, IL – Amidst the chaotic protests at a recent Donald Trump...


Woman murders college roommate for sending too many Candy Crush requests

DAVE WEASEL BOSTON, MA – A 19-year-old woman beat her roommate to death with an...


Trump Hotel sets up ‘Immigration Station’ to check residency status of guests

Trump Hotel sets up ‘Immigration Station’ to check residency status of guests

DAVE WEASEL LAS VEGAS, NV – Donald Trump’s famous Trump Hotel in Las Vegas began...


New study links people offended by internet jokes to torturing animals and bestiality

New study links people offended by internet jokes to torturing animals and bestiality

DAVE WEASEL NEW YORK, NY – A report published by the National Society of...


Woman signs modelling contract after Instagram selfie hit 47 likes

Woman signs modelling contract after Instagram selfie hit 47 likes

DAVE WEASEL SEATTLE, WA – A woman received a multi-million dollar contract with Ford...