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11 comments on “Contact

  1. Otto Toot
    June 13, 2016

    Have you retired? I’m desperate for more news. The other news sites are too boring. Hurry up and get motivated please.

    Liked by 1 person

    April 20, 2016

    From an anonymous source deep inside The Valley Report, word has it that you guys write this stuff after getting high on model glue and really skanky weed. Is it really true or Urban Myth?


  3. fuckyouup
    March 11, 2016

    who runs this site a bunch of fucking retards ?


  4. phyllis humphrey
    February 20, 2016

    I did repost may I have permission to leave it on


  5. BobTheNonAnyonymous
    January 29, 2016

    I am using your research for the foundational work of a $20M federally funded study on the breeding of breeders. If named Sarah, how often they glow, how many food babies they have, etc.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. james
    January 26, 2016

    Thank you , I find these articles very informative.


  7. Kris (@KrispyKremeGuy)
    October 13, 2015

    I’m not sure how I’ve never seen these articles because I’m a news junkie. I easily watch the news two to three times a month.

    Having said that, these are pretty fantastic.

    And I love that they’re all true.

    Nice work guy(s)?


  8. strippedwalrus
    September 19, 2015

    Every time I get an e-mail with your new article… I can’t wait to read! So funny EVERY TIME. Keep up the good work.

    Liked by 1 person

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