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Dave Weasel

Some of these stories may be exaggerated, embellished or an outright work of fiction. Use proper judgment when reading anything on the internet. Share anywhere you want, but do not repost content without permission.

We only use images with permission, belonging to public domain i.e. stock-photos and mugshots, or we are covered by fair use laws as a parody. However, we will remove any picture at the request of the person in the photo. You can either send our Facebook page a message or email editor[at] with proof it is you and we will remove it. All third parties or threats of legal action will be forwarded to our legal department at gofuckyourself[at] and will be taken down in 90 days out of moral obligation, not legal. Below is an example of a very expensive 90 day takedown request that could’ve been free and immediate:

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15 comments on “Disclaimer

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  2. Aaron
    April 27, 2016

    Dildo lickers read this


    • Apparently A Dildo-licker
      October 4, 2016



  3. Jeff Bartlett
    April 8, 2016

    Some retard said he spelled May wrong….LMAO.. May be.. maybe not.. idiot. both work Foole


    • Some random guy
      July 11, 2016

      Lol no, no they don’t both work. Not the way you’re describing anyway. See, maybe, maybe not. Or that may be, or may not be. Some thing may be exaggerated. Not, “Some things maybe exaggerated. So… you’re both wrong LOL
      Bst brush up on your vocabulary, syntax, and grammer before trolling other people for mistakes in theirs 🙂


      • Niceonedude
        August 3, 2016



      • tflndn
        October 4, 2016

        Wtf is this grammar 101 or is it Grammer wtf????


  4. jason
    March 12, 2016

    you spelled may wrong


  5. Stupid site
    March 10, 2016

    Stupid site. “Share but do not repost”
    I’ll repost whatever I want


  6. Libby Lael
    February 17, 2016

    Humor is the best medicine! 🙂


  7. Patrick Ethen
    February 16, 2016

    So it’s just like Fox News 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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  9. F. U. Charlie
    February 16, 2016

    Your snark sucks and your satire is lame. Another limp copycat site.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Lame Fuck
      May 4, 2016

      You didn’t tell us what it’s supposedly a copy of, dildobreath…


      • Michael
        August 6, 2016

        Well, it’s a copy of “The Onion,” but so what? The headlines are pretty funny.


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