ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how she would like to help Donald Trump fix America with...
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DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald Trump made his stance clear on immigration and what he plans...
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Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday
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Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.
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Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire
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Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language
ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how she would like to help Donald Trump fix America with...
Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”
DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald Trump made his stance clear on immigration and what he plans...
