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Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...


2nd Amendment “SFULL NOT BE INFINGD” shouts guy with mouthful of chewed off ‘well regulated’ part

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...


BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now...


Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and...


Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of...


Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language

ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how she would like to help Donald Trump fix America with the help of God. “You see, God dumped gold and frankincense and all other kinds of energy in America. Oil,...


Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”

DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald Trump made his stance clear on immigration and what he plans on doing about it. “I want to make America great again,” Trump states to much fan-fare. “These vague, pandering statements...


Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language

Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to..

ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how...


Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”

Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants..

DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald...


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