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Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

DAVE WEASEL SCOTLAND – A small, gross dog has been convicted by the higher...


Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

  DAVE WEASEL KANSAS CITY – The Internet is in a frenzy of anger...


NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

DAVE WEASEL ATLANTA – After a Georgia teacher fired a handgun out a window...


Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump took to Twitter to announce he will be hosting his...


White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

WASHINGTON – After Trump tweeted threats of pushing his nuclear ‘Button,’ White House staff...


Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language

ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how she would like to help Donald Trump fix America with the help of God. “You see, God dumped gold and frankincense and all other kinds of energy in America. Oil,...


Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”

DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald Trump made his stance clear on immigration and what he plans on doing about it. “I want to make America great again,” Trump states to much fan-fare. “These vague, pandering statements...


Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language

Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to..

ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how...


Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”

Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants..

DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald...


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