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Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

VAN NUYS – This week’s mass shooting (brought to you by the letters N...


Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

LOS ANGELES – A couple expecting their first child told friends and family they...


Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

LOS ANGELES- A team of scientists revealed people put 100% more effort into getting...


Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was...


2nd Amendment “SFULL NOT BE INFINGD” shouts guy with mouthful of chewed off ‘well regulated’ part

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a...


Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language

ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how she would like to help Donald Trump fix America with the help of God. “You see, God dumped gold and frankincense and all other kinds of energy in America. Oil,...


Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”

DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald Trump made his stance clear on immigration and what he plans on doing about it. “I want to make America great again,” Trump states to much fan-fare. “These vague, pandering statements...


Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to preserve American language

Sarah Palin: God takes ‘magic dumps’ to..

ERIC NORDQUIST WASHINGTON, DC – At a recent pro-war rally, Sarah Palin explained how...


Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants “back to Alaska”

Donald Trump promises to deport all immigrants..

DAVE WEASEL EDISON, NJ – During a recent tour stop in New Jersey, Donald...


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