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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

Families of mass shooting victims comforted by fact ‘AR-15’ actually stands for Adorable Rainbows 15

VAN NUYS – This week’s mass shooting (brought to you by the letters N R &...


Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

Expecting couple keeping baby’s name and gender a secret until its 18th birthday

LOS ANGELES – A couple expecting their first child told friends and family they are keeping...


Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.

LOS ANGELES- A team of scientists revealed people put 100% more effort into getting angry over...


Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

Trump refers to himself ‘second coming of God’ to Israel, prompting murder investigation of satire

WASHINGTON – Chilling details emerge regarding the 2016 death of satire, revealing it was in fact...


2nd Amendment “SFULL NOT BE INFINGD” shouts guy with mouthful of chewed off ‘well regulated’ part

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – A guy from something like Arkansas or Mississippi shouted a cryptic message...


BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour

BOISE, ID – Innocent American prisoners are reaping a booming economy as they now make 12...


Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

Man confuses playing ‘devil’s advocate’ with being ‘arrogant douche’

RESEDA – A jerk named something like Shane who identifies as a ‘centralist’ and starts every...


Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses

GREENLAND – Officials of Denmark reject the idea of Trump purchasing the country of Greenland, even...


‘Beats’ by Conor McGregor targeted towards elderly market

‘Beats’ by Conor McGregor targeted towards elderly market

DUBLIN – In another unique business partnership, Conor McGregor is capitalizing on his beating of the...


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