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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Town douche: Tolerance and acceptance aren’t cool anymore now that everyone’s into it

Town douche: Tolerance and acceptance aren’t cool anymore now that everyone’s into it

WOODLAND HILLS, CA – A local jackass took time out of his busy schedule of sucking...


Trump trains hard for Olympic backpedaling

Trump trains hard for Olympic backpedaling

WASHINGTON – As Republicans begin to hold President Trump accountable for him submitting to Russia, he...


#WalkAway bot becomes self-aware, falls in love with its programmer

#WalkAway bot becomes self-aware, falls in love with its programmer

MOSCOW – A robot designed to flood social media with computer generated garbage posts for the...


NRA: “School shootings dramatically drop since summer vacation started”

NRA: “School shootings dramatically drop since summer vacation started”

FAIRFAX, VA – The NRA is touting a drop in the recent trend of school shootings...


Summer Camp Pals Reminisce About Sunset Views From Cages

Summer Camp Pals Reminisce About Sunset Views From Cages

EL PASO, TX – Two summer camp friends caught up with each other over the week...


Giuliani: “Trump can pardon himself. Stop reading here. Shit I didn’t mean to say that”

Giuliani: “Trump can pardon himself. Stop reading here. Shit I didn’t mean to say that”

WASHINGTON – In an interview regarding whether or not Donald Trump has the power to pardon...


Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

DAVE WEASEL SCOTLAND – A small, gross dog has been convicted by the higher canine courts...


Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

  DAVE WEASEL KANSAS CITY – The Internet is in a frenzy of anger after airline...


NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

DAVE WEASEL ATLANTA – After a Georgia teacher fired a handgun out a window in his...


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