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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Members of Darth Vader’s estate ask Trump to stop playing ‘Imperial March’ at rallies

Members of Darth Vader’s estate ask Trump to stop playing ‘Imperial March’ at rallies

WASHINGTON – The family of the late Darth Vader issued a statement saying Donald Trump never...


Kanye allowed to speak in Oval Office despite failing ‘paper bag test’

Kanye allowed to speak in Oval Office despite failing ‘paper bag test’

WASHINGTON – In a move that shattered racial barriers, Kanye was permitted to speak in the...


Melania Trump releases ‘Billionaire Wife Bluez’ album

Melania Trump releases ‘Billionaire Wife Bluez’ album

WASHINGTON – After an interview where the first lady admitted her Be Best initiative was founded...


New technology aids officers in randomly selecting ‘stop and frisk’ targets

New technology aids officers in randomly selecting ‘stop and frisk’ targets

CHICAGO – To help coax Chicago’s police department into adapting the ‘search and frisk’ rule, a new...


Kavanaugh confirmed in death metal band to play Devil’s Triangle

Kavanaugh confirmed in death metal band to play Devil’s Triangle

WASHINGTON – In a move that divided the metal community, Brett Kavanaugh has been confirmed to...


Susan Collins to 2020 voters: “Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you I’m out”

Susan Collins to 2020 voters: “Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you I’m out”

WASHINGTON – In a bridge burning show of fireworks, Senator Collins announced she would support accused...


Kavanaugh cleared of misconduct by FFFFFFBI

Kavanaugh cleared of misconduct by FFFFFFBI

WASHINGTON – The FFFFFFFBI concluded their investigation determining the judge crying on the stand while melting...


‘Presidential Alert’ emergency message sent to 225 million US cell phones

‘Presidential Alert’ emergency message sent to 225 million US cell phones

WASHINGTON – A nationwide emergency text was sent out via the president this morning to nearly...


Trump brilliantly turns the tables on Cohen and owns the libs in one tweet

Trump brilliantly turns the tables on Cohen and owns the libs in one tweet

WASHINGTON – The president finally responded to Michael Cohen’s guilty plea, and manages to shift the...


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