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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

DAVE WEASEL SCOTLAND – A small, gross dog has been convicted by the higher canine courts...


Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

  DAVE WEASEL KANSAS CITY – The Internet is in a frenzy of anger after airline...


NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

DAVE WEASEL ATLANTA – After a Georgia teacher fired a handgun out a window in his...


Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump took to Twitter to announce he will be hosting his first annual...


White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

WASHINGTON – After Trump tweeted threats of pushing his nuclear ‘Button,’ White House staff decided to...


Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

LANCASTER, CA – A man who drank several shots of vodka and a dozen IPAs, the...


Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

MILWAUKEE – Following former Wisconsin sheriff David Clarke’s social media meltdown, Al Gore is documenting the...


Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from”

Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from”

WASHINGTON – Answering “5 Things You Didn’t Know about Tomi Lahren” nobody asked, the political commentator...


Roy Moore fired as Walmart greeter for lurking in raspberry lip gloss aisle

Roy Moore fired as Walmart greeter for lurking in raspberry lip gloss aisle

GADSDEN, AL – Recently unemployed Alabama politician Roy Moore was just let go from his new...


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