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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Summer Camp Pals Reminisce About Sunset Views From Cages

Summer Camp Pals Reminisce About Sunset Views From Cages

EL PASO, TX – Two summer camp friends caught up with each other over the week...


Giuliani: “Trump can pardon himself. Stop reading here. Shit I didn’t mean to say that”

Giuliani: “Trump can pardon himself. Stop reading here. Shit I didn’t mean to say that”

WASHINGTON – In an interview regarding whether or not Donald Trump has the power to pardon...


Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

Dog sentenced to two months in county pound for having ‘Hitler mustache’

DAVE WEASEL SCOTLAND – A small, gross dog has been convicted by the higher canine courts...


Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

Man outraged as ‘Emotional-Support-Drinking-Buddy-Douchebag’ denied flight

  DAVE WEASEL KANSAS CITY – The Internet is in a frenzy of anger after airline...


NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

NRA calls to arm students after Georgia teacher fires gun in classroom

DAVE WEASEL ATLANTA – After a Georgia teacher fired a handgun out a window in his...


Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

Fox News dominates nominations for Trump’s Annual Fake News Awards

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump took to Twitter to announce he will be hosting his first annual...


White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

White House staff puts nuke button out of Trump’s reach

WASHINGTON – After Trump tweeted threats of pushing his nuclear ‘Button,’ White House staff decided to...


Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

Man claims he did absolutely nothing to deserve hangover

LANCASTER, CA – A man who drank several shots of vodka and a dozen IPAs, the...


Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

Al Gore to make climate change documentary on David Clarke’s public meltdown

MILWAUKEE – Following former Wisconsin sheriff David Clarke’s social media meltdown, Al Gore is documenting the...


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