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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Zombies Debate Whether or Not to Eat American Brains

Zombies Debate Whether or Not to Eat American Brains

MARY GRACE LAMBERT LITTLE ROCK, AR – With another GOP health care measure stuck in Bipartisan...


Sean Spicer resigns and returns to the bushes

Sean Spicer resigns and returns to the bushes

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – Sean Spicer gave up the glamorous life as the White House Press...


Trump and Pence celebrate six month anniversary

Trump and Pence celebrate six month anniversary

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – President Trump and his pet gremlin Mike Pence commemorated their six month...


Trump legal team devises strategy for Russia case

Trump legal team devises strategy for Russia case

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – After a lawyer left the Trump Team Legal Squad like a rat...


Ann Coulter scolds Delta for flying too close to the sun

Ann Coulter scolds Delta for flying too close to the sun

DAVE WEASEL WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Ann Coulter recently humiliated herself in a psychotic Twitter...


Office jerk makes enough coffee for one

Office jerk makes enough coffee for one

DAVE WEASEL TARZANA, CA – An irrated group of people watched as their co-worker filled a...


Donald Trump Jr. Gives Up On Plans to Learn Russian Alphabet

Donald Trump Jr. Gives Up On Plans to Learn Russian Alphabet

MARY GRACE LAMBERT WASHINGTON – In an effort to totally-nonchalant-nothing-to-see-here communicate with anyone Russian, Donald Trump...


AZ sets firearm wait period for ex-cons to ‘length of Uber ride from jail to office’

AZ sets firearm wait period for ex-cons to ‘length of Uber ride from jail to office’

DAVE WEASEL PHOENIX, AZ – Lawmakers in Arizona have hit a new low — in terms...


Paul Ryan implements dress code: women required to cover arms and mouths

Paul Ryan implements dress code: women required to cover arms and mouths

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – Women on Capital Hill are now banned from wearing sleeveless dresses and...


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