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Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2 million on Kickstarter

Parents outraged as ‘Baby Cage’ generates $2..

DAVE WEASEL JACKSON, MS – Child safety groups and parents around the world...


Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised to $15/hr

Ireland’s economy collapses after McDonald’s wages raised..

ERIC NORDQUIST Ireland’s McDonald’s chain raised workers salaries to what translates to $15...


Trump builds wall around Florida to keep Hurricane Jose Out

Trump builds wall around Florida to keep Hurricane Jose Out

MARY GRACE LAMBERT Early Thursday morning, President Donald Trump rose from Jared and Ivanka’s bed in...


Mooch Fired for Telling Substitute Teacher There Was Homework Over Weekend

Mooch Fired for Telling Substitute Teacher There Was Homework Over Weekend

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – Surpassing all expectations, lunatic Anthony Scaramucci lasted an entire 10 days before...


Ghosts of Trans soldiers weigh in on dying for your freedom to hate them

Ghosts of Trans soldiers weigh in on dying for your freedom to hate them

DAVE WEASEL CALICO, CA – Phantoms of dead American Trans soldiers gathered today for a discussion...


John McCain saved by free health care in time to revoke it from 32 million

John McCain saved by free health care in time to revoke it from 32 million

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – In a dramatic turn of events, Sen. John McCain returned to the...


Zombies Debate Whether or Not to Eat American Brains

Zombies Debate Whether or Not to Eat American Brains

MARY GRACE LAMBERT LITTLE ROCK, AR – With another GOP health care measure stuck in Bipartisan...


Sean Spicer resigns and returns to the bushes

Sean Spicer resigns and returns to the bushes

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – Sean Spicer gave up the glamorous life as the White House Press...


Trump and Pence celebrate six month anniversary

Trump and Pence celebrate six month anniversary

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – President Trump and his pet gremlin Mike Pence commemorated their six month...


Trump legal team devises strategy for Russia case

Trump legal team devises strategy for Russia case

DAVE WEASEL WASHINGTON – After a lawyer left the Trump Team Legal Squad like a rat...


Ann Coulter scolds Delta for flying too close to the sun

Ann Coulter scolds Delta for flying too close to the sun

DAVE WEASEL WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Ann Coulter recently humiliated herself in a psychotic Twitter...


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