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Bistro owner tracks down and murders Yelp user for bad review

Bistro owner tracks down and murders Yelp user for bad review

DAVE WEASEL OAKLAND, CA – A restauranteur is in custody after he murdered a...


Chris Rock ordered to pay $1 million to white family offended by use of ‘N-word’

Chris Rock ordered to pay $1 million to white family offended by use of ‘N-word’

DAVE WEASEL RALEIGH, NC – Standup comedian and actor Chris Rock was ordered by...


North Carolina enforces ‘doggy door’ segregated bathrooms for LGBT people

North Carolina enforces ‘doggy door’ segregated bathrooms for LGBT people

DAVE WEASEL CHARLOTTE, NC – Lawmakers in North Carolina were frustrated by the backlash of...


Drunk driver sues parents of kids he ran over for ’emotional distress’

Drunk driver sues parents of kids he ran over for ’emotional distress’

CLEVELAND, OH – A 33-year-old man charged with driving under the influence and running...


Panic spreads as FBI can access iPhone users’ deleted selfies

Panic spreads as FBI can access iPhone users’ deleted selfies

DAVE WEASEL NOVATO, CA – In the wake of a terrorist investigation, a bigger...


Facebook servers catch on fire after 9 million basic women post ‘I’m Pregnant’ on April Fools’ Day

Facebook servers catch on fire after 9 million basic women post ‘I’m Pregnant’ on April Fools’ Day

DAVE WEASEL MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook was giving out a 502 error Friday...


Restaurant owner figures out how to get $150 000 of free social media advertising

Restaurant owner figures out how to get $150 000 of free social media advertising

DAVE WEASEL SAN FRANCISCO, CA – A local sandwich shop owner has been enjoying...


Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream

Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream

MARY LAMBERT SEATTLE, WA – A 28-year-old man is dead after his girlfriend beat...


Ted Cruz and his mistresses agree; gay people ruin the sanctity of marriage

Ted Cruz and his mistresses agree; gay people ruin the sanctity of marriage

DAVE WEASEL HOUSTON, TX – Republican candidate Ted Cruz along with several of his...


Trump cancels all Mexican deportation plans after trying horchata for first time

Trump cancels all Mexican deportation plans after trying horchata for first time

DAVE WEASEL DALLAS, TX – Donald Trump had a change of heart -and plans-...


Oklahoma judge grants woman permission to legally marry her cat

Oklahoma judge grants woman permission to legally marry her cat

DAVE WEASEL OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – A civil union judge has authorized a 27-year-old woman’s request...


Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history

Campaign technician releases Donald Trump’s “bizarre” porn search history

DAVE WEASEL NEW YORK, NY – A computer tech for Trump’s campaign leaked what Donald...


Woman jumps out 4th story window to avoid spider at doorway

Woman jumps out 4th story window to avoid spider at doorway

DAVE WEASEL CHICAGO, IL – A 27-year-old woman leaped out of her fourth story window...


Man jailed for giving herpes to 200+ women he met on mobile dating app

Man jailed for giving herpes to 200+ women he met on mobile dating app

DAVE WEASEL SAN DIEGO, CA – The recent herpes outbreak in Southern California has...